After months and months of publicity regarding Jessica Alba’s identity crisis, annoyingly self-referential Entertainment Weekly writer Vanessa Juarez tries to relate to the actress so they can cry ‘woe is us for being ethnically ambiguous.’ The banter is enough...

The latest issue of Entertainment Weekly is another fancy float in the growing parade of top 100 lists patched together by entertainment media and judged on Guanabee. (Remember when Rosie Perez appeared in the 96th greatest American film of...