We poke a lot of fun at Eva Longoria because sometimes she says or does silly things (like Desperate Housewives), but we really do think she’s an ok person and we commend that she’s able to tear herself away from posing in a bikini with Tony Parker long enough to partake in charitable acts.
2 July 2009
12 June 2009
8 June 2009
Eva Longoria’s Full Photo Spread For GQ Mexico: Still Not Feeling It
By Alex Alvarez at 4:00 PM.
We gave you a behind-the-scenes look at Eva Longoria’s GQ Mexico photo shoot and now we’ve got a look at the whole gosh darn thing - complete with riding crops and responsible self breast exams.
Yeah, Well, The Spurs Aren’t Too Exciting Either
By Cindy Casares at 2:30 PM.
Eva Longoria and Tony Parker look bored at the French Open this weekend in Paris.
4 June 2009
These Eva Longoria Bikini Pics Are Dying For Captions. Do Your Thing, Gente.
By Alex Alvarez at 3:15 PM.
Eva Longoria is currently chilling with husband Tony Parker in St. Tropez, where she appears to be a big fan of leaning and stretching in various positions. We’ve pretty much never seen anything like this. When we’re in a bikini, we’re usually sprawled unconscious on a beach towel, drooling a little, or leaning forward, eyes [...]
28 May 2009
Eva Longoria In GQ Mexico: Not Feeling It
By Alex Alvarez at 4:30 PM.
Eva Longoria appears on the cover of Mexico GQ and she’s still making the same old, tired BJ face. Girl, do not presume to fellate us. We’ve never been introduced.
18 May 2009
Latinoids Take Over Cannes
By Alex Alvarez at 2:15 PM.
A smattering of Latinos graced the red carpet at the Cannes International Film Festival this year, with Eva Longoria sporting an eye-catching gown as she swooped over the Bright Star premiere for no discernible reason.
7 May 2009
Eva Longoria Is Mod For Harper’s Bazaar Singapore
By Alex Alvarez at 2:45 PM.
Eva Longoria is the cover girl for the Singapore edition of Harper’s Bazaar. And she looks… God, why is this so difficult?… She looks good. Great, even. Luminous and stylish and chic and happy. Ugh.
16 April 2009
Eva Longoria Has Been Loving Jocks Long Time
By Cindy Casares at 9:45 AM.
Tony Parker isn’t the first athlete Eva Longoria has been linked with romantically. A source who knew Eva back in her hometown of Corpus Christi, where she was a high school cheerleader, tells us she has a long history of loving the jocks. The whole team, in fact. ”She had low self-esteem growing up,” they tell [...]
2 April 2009
Hugh Hefner Offering Eva Longoria $1 Million To Show Her Tony Parkers In Playboy
By Cindy Casares at 4:30 PM.
There’s a rumor going around the internet that Playboy magazine has offered Eva Longoria one million dollars to pose naked in their magazine. Are times so hard that they’re transitioning from a magazine to a sleep-aid?
16 March 2009
Eva Longoria’s Lesbian Kiss Overshadowed By Swoosie Kurtz’s
By Cindy Casares at 4:59 PM.
Oh goddess, the dreaded Eva Longoria-Teri Hatcher lesbian kiss was yesterday and now we have to show it to you because we’ve sold our soul to satan. But turns out, it was just a reenactment of a more authentic, on-screen, sweeps-week, lesbian kiss between Teri and television veteran Swoosie Kurtz. Pthht.
11 March 2009
Eva Longoria Defending Mexican Immigrants, God Help Them
By Cindy Casares at 9:00 AM.
What do you get when you combine the vapidness of Eva Longoria with the ethnic intolerance of Fox News? The following quote:
Eva Longoria wants our new president to address immigration and she’s ready to stand up and fight for her homeland of Mexico. “[O]ur country is in a really tough position right now and I think [...]
2 March 2009
Gay For Pay: How Desperate Housewife Eva Longoria’s Lesbian Kiss Might Finally Earn Her Some Respect
By Alex Alvarez at 12:22 PM.
Eva Longoria and Teri Hatcher are set to kiss on “Desperate Housewives.” Which is shocking, given we had no idea this show was still on the air. But playing “gay for pay” is par for the course for any actor who wants to be taken seriously in Hollywood.
26 January 2009
Watchando In The Afternoon: Is Your Frenemy
By Alex Alvarez at 5:25 PM.
“Hahaha we hate each other!” “Hahaha funny joke!”
[Daily Mail]
Why so gorgeous, Sly Stallone?
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SAG Awards Fashions: Bright Colors, Draping And Eva Longoria’s Lawn Flamingo
By Alex Alvarez at 10:50 AM.
The SAG Awards were last night, in case you were busy having a life, and, boy, is that ever an appropriate name. Many of the sartorial choices that night were the equivalent of knee-grazing breasticles - They just make everyone kind of sad and mopey.
Eva Longoria decided the SAG Awards offered as good an opportunity [...]
