Eva Mendes stopped by “The Rachael Ray Show” so she could repeatedly be referred to as “sexy” and shill her stupid line of cum rags. Or bedsheets. Whatever sexy thing she’s doing now, super sexily. What do we learn...

Scarlett “Terrible Tom Waits Covers” Johansson and Eva “Terrible Bed Covers” Mendes have teamed up to promote both their upcoming movie, The Spirit, as well as the recycling of old cell phones: John EMA and The Spirit to answer...

Now that Jessica Alba is over being cast as the “ambiguously ethnic sexy hot girlfriend sidekick,” Eva Mendes seems totally willing to fill the void. When promoting “Vida,” her new line of bedding for Macy’s (Eva Mendes bedding, yes....

Eva Mendes, who was raised Catholic by her Cuban parents, once thought about being a nun until she discovered they don’t get to do blow off the banquets of various clubs in L.A: “I guess there is this little...

Hottie-pants Eva Mendes recalls her frugal Cuban upbringing in September’s Marie Claire. She tells the mag; I was raised by parents who didn’t have much. We didn’t use whole pieces of paper towel. We shared, or used rags. Mom...

Eva Mendes shed her top in a new commercial for Calvin Klein’s “Secret Obession” perfume. Which, we guess, smells like morning-after hair and mascara clumps. Eva’s commercial was banned in the United States because women’s nipples are evil and...

Eva Mendes is a lovely woman. We don’t think we’ve ever heard anything remotely disparaging about her looks and she photographs really well pretty much always. So, why oh why, would Calvin Klein decide to make her look like...

Eva Mendes is an actress. Apparently. Not that we’ve seen her in anything except The Fast and the Furious (don’t tell anyone) and Stuck On You (please don’t tell anyone. But she acts! Sometimes! Even despite the lack of...

Eva Longoria is on fire. Hydrant. [Magamba] Eva Mendes thinks Interview magazine’s jokes about rehab were tacky because Eva Mendes is a fast, furious arbiter of taste and class. [Us] Samantha Ronson gave Lindsay Lohan a Cartier ring for...

The “Women In Film, Crystal + Lucy Awards” were held last night in Los Angeles and, we know, it’s crazy that we totally neglected to pencil it into our calendars. It’s like the Oscars! Of awards shows we never...

All of Tyra Banks’ patented smiles look kind of like our “Holding In A Fart At An Office Party Smile.” Eva Mendes partied with Calvin Klein in Heath Ledger’s former building until they were kicked out by the landlord....

Every person with fallopian tubes in Hollyood is in or worked on the upcoming comedy The Women. Think of it as Sex and the City, without the image of Kim Cattrall’s clitoris constantly in your face or some penis...

Two Cubanas snagged awards over the weekend on Spike TV’s “Guys’ Choice Awards” because, come on. Eva Mendes beat out Eva Longoria as “The Hotter Eva” and Cameron Diaz received the totally underminey “Decade of Hotness” award. Good for...

Eva Mendes will be representing Calvin Klein at the CFDA Awards gala. It’s nice that they’re giving plus-size models some attention. [Fashion Week Daily] Indiana Jones and Ally McBeal are getting married, which would be totally exciting if this...

Eva Mendes is set to star in La Reina del Sur, a film about how glamorous it is to traffic narcotics and fuck an ese up: The story is being touted as a “female Scarface,” and centers on a...

The Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute’s Ball was last night. We skipped it because we’re so busy and popular and had countless other engagements, but it was probably for the best considering most of the attendees seemed to...

Fat actress Eva Mendes is set to be the new spokesperson for “Seductive Comfort,” a new line of under garments created by Calvin Klein for “voluptuous” women: Beginning this fall, the sultry Mendes will be featured in a multimillion-dollar...

Cuban-American actress Eva Mendes is finally, officially done with her fast, furious stint in rehab to battle a dependency on… no one knows, really. Classy broad, that Eva, what with all the keeping her private life private and such....

[Ed. note: Yeah, you like that title? Shut up.] Eva Mendes has checked herself out of the Cirque Lodge Rehabilitation Center in Utah and is back in Los Angeles, which is pretty much the ideal place for people on...

According to reports from TMZ, that bastion of culture and journalistic integrity, actress Eva Mendes has checked into the Cirque Lodge rehabilitation facility, near Sundance. Her rep tells TMZ “Eva has been working hard for the past year and...

Victoria’s Secret has come out with a list of what they think is sexy and Eva Mendes was bestowed the title of “Sexiest Actress,” while Tony Romo can find further humiliation being a permanent tabloid fixture as Jessica Simpson’s...

Actresses Eva Mendes (who gets called Latina in every article we read about her) and Cameron Diaz (who never does even though she is, like Eva, is Cuban) got into a farting versus belching contest in Nepal: Gorgeous Eva...

Arguably furless Cuban-American actress Eva NotLongoria has breasts. And you can almost see them in this video, in which she answers questions from French fans while, apparently, traveling in a space pod. Eva Mendes Teta Tease! [Lossip]...

Furless leader Eva Mendes has been named one of 2007’s Most Stylish Women by Latina magazine. Which is nice and all, but we’re fairly certain Eva does not dress herself when she gets ready for red carpet events. As...

PETA’s newest pet, Eva Mendes would rather go naked than wear fur. Oh, we mean, than wear the same fur twice. Reports CelebSlam: So besides in movies; leaving hotels; at movie premieres, benefit galas, and parties; Eva Mendes would...

Actress Eva Mendes is PETA’s spokesperson for their winter anti-fur campaign. Shit, we already bought everyone on our list underwear made from the hides of crying baby bunnies. Says Eva: I love animals, but I hadn’t had a pet...

Cuban-American actress Eva Mendes is the newest face of italian liquor Campari. Her ad campaign, which features dresses by the likes of Roberto Cavalli and Alberta Ferretti, draws on popular fairy tales like “Little Red Riding Hood” and “Puss...

Rather than squat over it straight outta the gates, we’ll let the “Quote of the Day” from Perez Hilton speak for itself: I gotta meet [my fellow Cubano] Perez Hilton! I love what he’s done. He’s awesome. And you...

In a move we can only construe as a publication’s death rattle, Jane Magazine’s last issue will feature eager Latina sex object Eva Mendes unclothed on its cover and in its pages. The Cuban-American actress known for such legit...