Hey look, we found Brazilian Victoria’s Secret model Alessandra Ambrósio’s Facebook profile pic amongst all the scary psychofan ones. And we have to say she looks prettier as an all-natural, pregnant whale than she does in any of those...

Actress Ana de le Reguera is not on Facebook, people, although she does have four impostors doing a lot of poking and messaging and “Which Sex And The City Character Are You?” applications. And Ana wants to set the...

Facebook is a great way of connecting to people, be it your ex-boyfriend’s stupid new girlfriend or your ex-best-friend with her stupid new nose job. Or, alternately, you can meet fun strangers who will punch you in the face...

Kids today! We seem to be saying that a lot lately, but it’s true. A 16 year-old British girl recently put an invitation on Facebook and Bebo (a European social networking site that’s much bigger than MySpace) inviting folks...

You know when you act like a complete asshole and make a dumb face in the background of some total strangers’ pictures? (We love you when you do that, btw.) Well, it’s called photobombing and now it’s a trend...

Guanabee heartthrob Johnny Diaz, in a story published recently in the Boston Globe, brings on the awkward by exploring the social and personal implications of “friending” your boss on social sites like Facebook. Diaz writes: Networking sites such as...

Kind of like that time Barack Obama discovered he’s related to Dick Cheney except, you know, with people you’ve never heard of, that new feature on Facebook that attempts to guess whether or not you know a person based...

Short preface: This story made us violently angry. Violently. Angry. We’ve been accused of being old-fashioned or contrarian and, hey. Maybe! But we cannot help but feel grossly ill-equipped for this world when we read a story about thirty-five...

That headline is probably a good indication that we should stop reading The NY Post. Anyway, Lindsay Lohan will cut you, Ashley Olsen, if you so much as look her girlfriend, DJ Samantha Ronson. And she’ll probably stalk you...

Facebook’s creator, Jesus Mark Zuckerberg, thanked the 1,500 individuals who volunteered to translate the social networking site into Spanish with the best gift ever. Well. Second best gift ever after a relationship request [Ed. note: …baby.]. A Facebook gift!...

Former “Desperate Housewives” non-Mexican gardener and “Passions” non-Mexican Mexican, Jesse Metcalfe, gets knocked the fuck out. [TMZ] Eva Longoria doesn’t fart in front of her husband; just all over TV and movie screens. [Gabsmash] Kat Von D’s arms look...

Cristiano Ronaldo turns 23 today. Somewhere, a team of hookers is extremely tired. [dlisted] Shakira is has no plans to marry her boyfriend; we have no plans to care one way or another. [Lossip] Conan O’Brien, Jon Stewart and...

Huge numbers of people gathered all over Colombia as part of a massive protest condemning the practices of the Farc: Some estimates put the number of people protesting in Bogota at between 500,000 and two million. Thousands more protested...

It kind of seems like everyone, their mom and their creepy older unemployed brother are on Facebook these days, so why should power-hungry, eccentric, coca-licking Hugo Chavez be any different? One intrepid individual, with a lot of time on...

Facebook, the online network that has allowed you to keep in touch with both your friends and creepy high school boys who keep sending you kisses, has let users do the work of translating the site for non-English speakers:...

Have you heard the only app on Facebook (and we mean the ONLY app, people in our network) that isn’t completely fucking annoying, Scrabulous, is in danger of being yanked due to those meanies at Mattel and Hasbro issuing...

LAist points us to some crazy college kids from Louisiana who, on a fun day at the beach, decided to slather themselves in mud and reenact the Jena 6 assault, then post pics of it on Facebook. (No one...

• Beyond the Barrio Lite: ‘Obama Slut’ swings to Hillary Clinton’s camp. Seems those 15 minutes were just about up. [TMZ] • A former model for J. Lo’s clothing line is the love interest in a mindless Jason Statham...

• Ricky Martin refuses to shoot his upcoming concert DVD anywhere but Puerto Rico. Was Fire Island booked up? [Latin Gossip] • State lawmakers enact “an unprecedented surge” of immigration reform after federal ones botched it so badly. “Throw...

Inspired by our recent coverage of L.A.’s Mayorgate, an Oklahoma grad student has created a Facebook group called, “Who wouldn’t want to bang Mirthala Salinas?” It links to our post on L.A. Times reader reactions to her temporary suspension...

One thing we take seriously around here is the proper execution of immigration humor, working tirelessly on border-crossing jokes so they come off as irreverent rather than ignorant. So imagine our surprise when a commenter clued us in to...

Our Associate Editor Carlos Nobleza Posas goes off on personal rants that may or may not be factually based. A week ago, we posted a story about a pair of identical twins torn asunder at birth under such bizarre...