3 November 2009

Winter Wear: Jackets Under $150

By Fidel Martinez at 4:58 PM.

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Temperatures keep dropping and dropping, and because you can’t get drunk to the point where you don’t feel the cold every day (or can you?), we’ve compiled a list of four jackets that will keep your ass warm and make you look fly.

26 October 2009

Celebrities Show Us The Top Five Things To Keep In Mind When Selecting Your Halloween Costume

By Alex Alvarez at 10:58 AM.

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Celebrities are looked to as a means of gauging what’s in style, as they have access to designer clothing that the rest of us can only either dream of or write about derisively for work. So why not turn to celebrities (and we use this term loosely) to show us plebes what to avoid this Halloween?

23 October 2009

Just FYI: Food Is For Fat People And The Poors

By Alex Alvarez at 11:59 AM.

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We don’t eat food, obviously, because we’re fabulous and also because we can’t really afford it. Which goes directly against stylist Robert Verdi’s (pictured at left being skinny and mildly fluorescent with Eva Longoria) recent statements about the relationship between your panza and poverty.

16 October 2009

Selena Gomez To Have Her Own Clothing Line

By Alex Alvarez at 12:11 PM.

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Selena Gomez, actress and baby unicorn tamer, is coming out with her own line of clothing. And every time you put on an article of clothing from Selena’s collection, a pegasus gets its wings and Jon Gosselin gets a herpes outbreak.

12 October 2009

White Is The New White: Designer Karl Lagerfeld Think No One Wants Curvy Women

By Alex Alvarez at 9:39 AM.

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Are Karl Lagerfeld’s incessant comments about no one wanting to see fat women possibly racist? Classist? Or a brilliant PR move?

8 October 2009

Japanese Company Sells Swine Flu-Resistant Suit. Ideal For Dates With Eddie Cibrian.

By Alex Alvarez at 12:47 PM.

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If your swine flu paranoia has withered lately, perhaps it’s because you haven’t begun thinking about all that you’re not doing to protect yourself. How’s about a swine flu-proof suit?

5 October 2009

E! Online: “Lindsay Lohan Is Stupid And Her Fashion Line Sucks”

By Nacomprende at 1:46 PM.

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Lindsay Lohan’s “Artistic Advice” For Emanuel Ungaro Is Not Winning Fans

By Alex Alvarez at 11:12 AM.

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indsay Lohan was on hand during Paris Fashion Week to present her first collaboration with Emanuel Ungaro. Lindsay, as you might recall, is working as the design house’s “artistic advisor” alongside hastily hired Spanish designer Estrella Archs.

Lindsay Lohan For Emanuel Ungaro

By Alex Alvarez at 11:08 AM.

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30 September 2009

Meghan McCain Defends Zapatero’s Goth Daughters

By Alex Alvarez at 12:22 PM.

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Meghan McCain, dark mistress of the night, has defended Spanish Prime Minister José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero’s two goth daughters, Laura and Alba, after the two were criticized by the press and public for their style of dress.

28 September 2009

A Quick Memo To Jessica Alba, Re: Hair

By Alex Alvarez at 11:28 AM.

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It’s so obvious Jessica Alba reads Guanabee, like, every day. Especially when it comes to our unsolicited advice on her hair color.

26 September 2009

A Letter To Jessica Alba

By Alex Alvarez at 10:20 AM.

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Dear Jess,

Can we call you Jess? No, hush. Don’t speak. Now is the time to listen.

21 September 2009

The Best And Worst Of This Year’s Emmy Fashions

By Alex Alvarez at 11:12 AM.

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At this year’s Emmy Awards, we saw a healthy dose of purple, polka dots… and preposterous floral tumors.

Emmy 2009 Fashions

By Alex Alvarez at 11:07 AM.

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18 September 2009

Ch-Ch-Changes: Rating Eva Longoria’s 80,000 Wardrobe Changes At The ALMA Awards

By Alex Alvarez at 11:31 AM.

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Hey, do you know who produces the ALMA Awards? Eva Longoria Sarah Jessica Parker Posey! You can tell because she names herself host of this every. Single. Year. And if her charisma / wigs don’t move you to tears, you can always take delight in watching her change her outfit 50 million times.

15 September 2009

Meet Fabiana Semprebom

By Alex Alvarez at 4:48 PM.

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We’ve been hearing quite a bit about Brazilian-born model Fabiana Semprebom lately and, because it’s fashion week and also because her name kind of sounds like “Always Bomb,” we decided to learn a little about this pretty lady.

28 August 2009

Yeslaysis’ Cositas Caché: Paola Ibarra, Ricky Martin’s Alleged Daughter, Wants Your Advice On A Quinceañera Dress

By Alex Alvarez at 4:45 PM.

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Here are three dresses Paola tried on during a recent trip to Mexico City. To help us advise young Paola on which dress she should choose, we’ve recruited some help from our resident quinceañera, Yeslaysis.

21 August 2009

Winkers Jeans: Use Your Ass To Wink At People Behind You

By Cindy Casares at 8:03 AM.

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11 August 2009

Your Anyguey Shopping Guide: Five Awesome Gifts That Kind Of Creep Us Out

By Chris Alonzo at 4:00 PM.

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If you are at all like us, your lives are filled with the sorts of lovable degenerates for whom the run-of-the-mill Bed Bath & Beyond gift certificate just doesn’t cut it as a proper gift. Check out these wonderfully bizarre presents for the weirdo who has it all.

Roisin Murphy Claims Lady Gaga Stole Her Style: But Does She Have A Penis?

By Alejandro Paz at 8:59 AM.

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Roisin Murphy claimed recently in the Daily Mail that Lady Gaga stole her style. It’s an old-fashioned battle over who decided to wear the shoulder-padded lingerie burka to the prom first. Check the pics.