Last night was the 2009 edition of the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, and as per usual, it did not disappoint. Among the stunningly gorgeous women who rocked the lingerie were Alessandra Ambrosio, Marissa Miller, and Miranda Kerr.
20 November 2009
Girls That Make Us Pretend We Care About Fashion: Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2009
By Fidel Martinez at 1:36 PM.
13 November 2009
The Many Fashions of Tony Alamo
By Fidel Martinez at 6:31 PM.
Evangelist Tony Alamo has been sentenced to 175 years in federal prison for transporting girls across state lines and having sex with them. Now that Tony won’t be wearing his signature suits, let’s take a look back at different fashion styles of the man who made pedophilia look like a swinging good time.
3 November 2009
Winter Wear: Jackets Under $150
By Fidel Martinez at 4:58 PM.
Temperatures keep dropping and dropping, and because you can’t get drunk to the point where you don’t feel the cold every day (or can you?), we’ve compiled a list of four jackets that will keep your ass warm and make you look fly.
26 October 2009
Celebrities Show Us The Top Five Things To Keep In Mind When Selecting Your Halloween Costume
By Alex Alvarez at 10:58 AM.
Celebrities are looked to as a means of gauging what’s in style, as they have access to designer clothing that the rest of us can only either dream of or write about derisively for work. So why not turn to celebrities (and we use this term loosely) to show us plebes what to avoid this Halloween?
23 October 2009
Just FYI: Food Is For Fat People And The Poors
By Alex Alvarez at 11:59 AM.
We don’t eat food, obviously, because we’re fabulous and also because we can’t really afford it. Which goes directly against stylist Robert Verdi’s (pictured at left being skinny and mildly fluorescent with Eva Longoria) recent statements about the relationship between your panza and poverty.
16 October 2009
Selena Gomez To Have Her Own Clothing Line
By Alex Alvarez at 12:11 PM.
Selena Gomez, actress and baby unicorn tamer, is coming out with her own line of clothing. And every time you put on an article of clothing from Selena’s collection, a pegasus gets its wings and Jon Gosselin gets a herpes outbreak.
12 October 2009
White Is The New White: Designer Karl Lagerfeld Think No One Wants Curvy Women
By Alex Alvarez at 9:39 AM.
Are Karl Lagerfeld’s incessant comments about no one wanting to see fat women possibly racist? Classist? Or a brilliant PR move?
8 October 2009
Japanese Company Sells Swine Flu-Resistant Suit. Ideal For Dates With Eddie Cibrian.
By Alex Alvarez at 12:47 PM.
If your swine flu paranoia has withered lately, perhaps it’s because you haven’t begun thinking about all that you’re not doing to protect yourself. How’s about a swine flu-proof suit?
5 October 2009
Lindsay Lohan’s “Artistic Advice” For Emanuel Ungaro Is Not Winning Fans
By Alex Alvarez at 11:12 AM.
indsay Lohan was on hand during Paris Fashion Week to present her first collaboration with Emanuel Ungaro. Lindsay, as you might recall, is working as the design house’s “artistic advisor” alongside hastily hired Spanish designer Estrella Archs.
30 September 2009
Meghan McCain Defends Zapatero’s Goth Daughters
By Alex Alvarez at 12:22 PM.
Meghan McCain, dark mistress of the night, has defended Spanish Prime Minister José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero’s two goth daughters, Laura and Alba, after the two were criticized by the press and public for their style of dress.
28 September 2009
A Quick Memo To Jessica Alba, Re: Hair
By Alex Alvarez at 11:28 AM.
It’s so obvious Jessica Alba reads Guanabee, like, every day. Especially when it comes to our unsolicited advice on her hair color.
26 September 2009
21 September 2009
The Best And Worst Of This Year’s Emmy Fashions
By Alex Alvarez at 11:12 AM.
At this year’s Emmy Awards, we saw a healthy dose of purple, polka dots… and preposterous floral tumors.
18 September 2009
Ch-Ch-Changes: Rating Eva Longoria’s 80,000 Wardrobe Changes At The ALMA Awards
By Alex Alvarez at 11:31 AM.
Hey, do you know who produces the ALMA Awards? Eva Longoria Sarah Jessica Parker Posey! You can tell because she names herself host of this every. Single. Year. And if her charisma / wigs don’t move you to tears, you can always take delight in watching her change her outfit 50 million times.
15 September 2009
Meet Fabiana Semprebom
By Alex Alvarez at 4:48 PM.
We’ve been hearing quite a bit about Brazilian-born model Fabiana Semprebom lately and, because it’s fashion week and also because her name kind of sounds like “Always Bomb,” we decided to learn a little about this pretty lady.
28 August 2009
Yeslaysis’ Cositas Caché: Paola Ibarra, Ricky Martin’s Alleged Daughter, Wants Your Advice On A Quinceañera Dress
By Alex Alvarez at 4:45 PM.
Here are three dresses Paola tried on during a recent trip to Mexico City. To help us advise young Paola on which dress she should choose, we’ve recruited some help from our resident quinceañera, Yeslaysis.
