Teeny little nugget of annoyance, Eva Longoria, is reportedly trying to gain weight out of dedication to her craft. You see, she’s set to play a stay-at-home mom so, obviously, she needs to look “frumpy” and “like a hot-ass...

Jessica Alba opens up to Cosmopolitan UK about how it is that she manages to consistently come across as entirely unrelatable and entitled in all her interviews. Oh. Or about how she didn’t feel sexy while because she was...

Some girl that weighs more than a toddler stole Anna Nicole Smith’s face to win this season’s “America’s Next Top Model.” [Jezebel] …But some suspect it’s all a conspiracy and that her win was staged from the beginning. [FourFour]...

Manuel Uribe of Monterrey, Mexico once held the title of “World’s Most Obese Man.” Prestigious! Overachiever that he is, though, he’s currently vying to break a new record - that for most weight lost by a single human being:...

We’ve said it before, and we’ll say it again, when British tabloids aren’t busy telling Nigella she has fat knees, they can be so utterly fantastic. Take, for example, this story of John Perry, a man in England who...

When the scholarly scribes at The Daily Mail aren’t busy holding one another’s hair back over pictures of Goldie Hawn’s wretched hagface, they’re resisting the pull of TV host and cookbook author Nigella Lawson’s décolletage in order to ogle...

A informational brochure entitled “¡Hazte Cargo de tu Salud!”, distributed by the Weight-control Information Network (WIN) hopes to excitedly yell various health and diet tips in the general direction of fat, Hispanic teens: “WIN’s goal is to provide Hispanic...

Speaking of bacon cups, “Spanx” underwear brand is re-launching their line of bras designed to make you, the average bacon-chomping woman, look more like the feminine ideal put forth by store mannequins and anime heroines alike: Rendered in the...

A long time ago, we published this artist’s rendition of a fat J-Lo and Marc Anthony. Today we discovered it’s rightful place in the universe at a blog post called If Celebs Moved To Oklahoma. Go there and you’ll...

Your big, fat, stupid kids might be that way because they’re bombarded with images of delicious foods on Spanish-language TV stations and not because you buy them nothing but deep-fried Cheetos dipped in fudge: Spanish-language television is bombarding children...

Singer Luis Miguel has been dealt a lot of blows as of late, more in the form of lawsuits and less in the form of groupies. Homeslice is past his prime. And out several million dollars: Mexican singer Luis...

Big, fat actress Eva Longoria squashes non-existent rumors that she’s pregnant by saying, no, she’s just morbidly obese. As usual: “Tony [Parker, her husband] wants his children to be able to see him play… and I’d like lots of...

You might think it’s only kids in the U.S. who have bigger tits than you do, but childhood obesity is a growing [Ed. note: Chortle.] epidemic in Mexico as well. In an effort to combat this problem, PepsiCo has...

• Perez Hilton and Ross The Intern cross blog in East L.A. and we all get sucked into a scary vortex of PR synergy and dulce de leche. [YouTube] • West Hollywood totally has Vida Guerra’s back on this...