We don’t eat food, obviously, because we’re fabulous and also because we can’t really afford it. Which goes directly against stylist Robert Verdi’s (pictured at left being skinny and mildly fluorescent with Eva Longoria) recent statements about the relationship between your panza and poverty.
23 October 2009
12 October 2009
White Is The New White: Designer Karl Lagerfeld Think No One Wants Curvy Women
By Alex Alvarez at 9:39 AM.
16 September 2009
23 July 2009
4 June 2009
Study Says Latino Children Are Plump, Nutritious
By Alex Alvarez at 9:46 AM.
27 May 2009
Flex Loves His Fat Wife
By Alex Alvarez at 12:00 PM.
24 March 2009
The Fifth Third Burger Is Really Why You’re Fat
By Alex Alvarez at 12:04 PM.
For those of us who are tired of things like running without being winded or being able to glimpse one’s toes when looking down, there’s the “Fifth Third Burger” - a jumble of met, bread and condiments that is quite likely to be the most fattening and calorie-rich item to ever be sold at concession [...]
18 March 2009
Jackie Guerra Tells Tyra Her Playboy Bunny Mom Nagged Her Into Being Fat
By Cindy Casares at 12:30 PM.
10 February 2009
According To Cosmopolitan en Español’s February Cover, Jessica Simpson Hasn’t Gained Weight Since 2006. ‘Cept In Her Boobs.
By Alex Alvarez at 4:40 PM.
9 February 2009
29 January 2009
“Bacon Explosion:” Ideal For Meat Lovers And Heart Loathers
By Alex Alvarez at 4:38 PM.
At first glance, “bacon explosion” might bring to mind the first time you friend sent you a seemingly innocent link to something called “Tub Girl.” But it’s actually a dish made with about seventy billion pounds of meat. You know. In case you really love meat or really hate the thought of reaching 40.
