We don’t eat food, obviously, because we’re fabulous and also because we can’t really afford it. Which goes directly against stylist Robert Verdi’s (pictured at left being skinny and mildly fluorescent with Eva Longoria) recent statements about the relationship between your panza and poverty.
23 October 2009
12 October 2009
White Is The New White: Designer Karl Lagerfeld Think No One Wants Curvy Women
By Alex Alvarez at 9:39 AM.
Are Karl Lagerfeld’s incessant comments about no one wanting to see fat women possibly racist? Classist? Or a brilliant PR move?
16 September 2009
23 July 2009
4 June 2009
Study Says Latino Children Are Plump, Nutritious
By Alex Alvarez at 9:46 AM.
A study published in the June issue of the Journal of the American Dietetic Association shows that young Latinos are getting adequate nutrition from their diets, but altogether too sugar, salt, fat and cholesterol.
27 May 2009
Flex Loves His Fat Wife
By Alex Alvarez at 12:00 PM.
Rapper Flex has taken everyone by surprise, apparently, by 1) being married, 2) to a fat person.
24 March 2009
The Fifth Third Burger Is Really Why You’re Fat
By Alex Alvarez at 12:04 PM.
For those of us who are tired of things like running without being winded or being able to glimpse one’s toes when looking down, there’s the “Fifth Third Burger” - a jumble of met, bread and condiments that is quite likely to be the most fattening and calorie-rich item to ever be sold at concession [...]
18 March 2009
Jackie Guerra Tells Tyra Her Playboy Bunny Mom Nagged Her Into Being Fat
By Cindy Casares at 12:30 PM.
Jackie Guerra, who is essentially famous for two things: playing Selena Quintanilla’s sister in the movie Selena and once having weighed 300 pounds–revealed yet another unusual factoid about her life on The Tyra Banks Show this week. Her mom was a Playboy bunny and that affected her body image.
10 February 2009
According To Cosmopolitan en Español’s February Cover, Jessica Simpson Hasn’t Gained Weight Since 2006. ‘Cept In Her Boobs.
By Alex Alvarez at 4:40 PM.
Poor Cosmo en Español. Here they are thinking we still care about things like sexy sexo or a skinny-albeit-busty Jessica Simpson’s “addiction to kisses.” Fools! Don’t they know its kind of obvious that they’re only mag on the stands using an old photo of a much thinner Jessica?
9 February 2009
29 January 2009
“Bacon Explosion:” Ideal For Meat Lovers And Heart Loathers
By Alex Alvarez at 4:38 PM.
At first glance, “bacon explosion” might bring to mind the first time you friend sent you a seemingly innocent link to something called “Tub Girl.” But it’s actually a dish made with about seventy billion pounds of meat. You know. In case you really love meat or really hate the thought of reaching 40.
