Why is this woman allowed to sing? And, more importantly, why is she allowed to writhe around on her hands and knees in front of what appears to be a group of eight-year-old boys? Watch Fergie as she takes...

We can burp the alphabet. It’s just a talent we happen to have, along with rolling our tongue and the ability to look nice in booty shorts. Just because we can burp our ABC’s, though, does not mean we...

Pea-pea pants Fergie recently talked exclusively with Latina.com about how much she wants to cater to an even wider demographic her Mexican roots. Fascinating: When it comes to Fergie, there’s always been an unresolved question in Latinas’ minds—is she,...

“Dancing With the Stars’” Karina Smirnoff has a thing for guys named Mario, moving from Mario Lopez to R&B singer Mario. Which makes sense because that ” I Heart Mario” tattoo would hurt like a bitch to remove. [Page...

Fashion company Calvin Klein has named Black Eyed Pea-stained singer Fergie as the newest spokesperson for their brand. Fergie has previously modeled for Depends Candie’s, which worked out terribly well, as all the dozens and dozens of pairs of...

Fergie might move up her wedding because she’s pregnant and doesn’t want that big, gross, nasty, misshapen bump to become conspicuous. We say: Just wear a veil? [Page Six] Jessica Alba is keeping the sex of her unborn child...

Pea-brain Fergie will totally let you know whenever boyfriend and “Las Vegas” star Josh Duhamel impregnates her. Details, please, Butterface: She’s hit out against celebrities that hide their pregnancies like J Lo and Christina Aguilera, saying: “It’s so stupid....

Victoria’s Secret has come out with a list of what they think is sexy and Eva Mendes was bestowed the title of “Sexiest Actress,” while Tony Romo can find further humiliation being a permanent tabloid fixture as Jessica Simpson’s...

Forbes magazine came out with a list of the top-grossing female artists of 2007 and, curiously, our name is nowhere to be seen. But some other Latinas are there. Maybe you recognize their names?: 1. Madonna - $72 million...

Fergie is in talks to do collaborate with norteño group Los Tigres del Norte. Neat! We’ve always been a fan of music that sounded like talent being shat on by a famewhore wearing a tiara. Or peed on, we...

Having an occupied womb makes Jessica Alba shy and grumpy. However, it’s still no excuse for wearing a velour tracksuit. [Drunken Stepfather] Jennifer Lopez has a big, puffy face to go with her big, puffy talent. [msnbc] Fergie is...

Do you know what a chonga is? We, neither, until we came across the home-made music video for “Chongalicious”— a spoof of Fergie’s “Fergielicious”. In the segment, a dynamic duo of chongas shakes a lot of ass to lampoon...

Recently Fergie stopped one of her Hamptons club “concerts” to announce her love of Taco Bell. Taco Bell responded in kind by asking her to stop by for a free late night party on them. That’s all good for...

We recently read that back in the day, Mario Lopez was secretly kicking it with Miss Fergie unbeknownst to her unsuspecting parents and legions of Kids Incorporated fans. Fergie tells all on UrbanHoopla, “He was actually my boyfriend at...