18 November 2009

Three Things The New Batman Movie Should Do

By Fidel Martinez at 7:22 PM.

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Online speculation has it that Warner Bros. and director Christopher Nolan will announce in January details about making a third Batman movie together. If these rumors prove to be true, we have three recommendations that will make the next one the best superhero movie ever.

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Fotopost: Tim Burton’s Nightmarish Creations Will Be A MoMA Exhibit

By Fidel Martinez at 12:19 PM.

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The man behind the movies Beetlejuice, Edward Scissorhands, and A Nightmare Before Christmas will have a retrospective exhibit at New York’s Museum of Modern Art starting November 22nd. Among the showings will be “Well Endowed”, featured above.

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17 November 2009

Five Movies That Were As Good As The Book

By Fidel Martinez at 2:00 PM.

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Hollywood is so unoriginal that they’ll take whatever book they can buy the rights to and make a movie out of it. Most of the time, the final product is a craptastic waste of two hours, but once in a while, Hollywood gets it right. Here’s five titles where the movie was just as good as the book, if not better.

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4 November 2009

Bad Nicolas Cage Movies That Should Have Told Us He’s In Financial Trouble

By Fidel Martinez at 4:17 PM.

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Nicolas Cage is broke. Though his financial woes may come as a big surprise to many, we’re not entirely shocked. One only needs to look at his acting resume over the past decade or so to see that Cage does not have the best decision making skills. Here’s five of his most cringe inducing flicks from that period.

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29 October 2009

Horror Hotties: Five Vixens That Scare Our Pants Off

By Fidel Martinez at 9:20 AM.

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Halloween is great for many reasons. You can go liquor treating, dress up in whatever ridiculous costume you want without any social stigma, and in our case, we get to compile lists of women to stare at and share them with you. So without further delay, we present to you the five horror hotties that can scare us anytime.

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28 October 2009

Anygüey’s Guide To A Halloween Movie Night

By Fidel Martinez at 4:14 PM.

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We realize that not everyone likes to go balls to the wall liquor treatin’ for Halloween like we do. As a service to the hermits among you, we have compiled a schedule of some horror flicks to enjoy at home on the one night girls think it’s okay to dress like skankzilla.

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27 October 2009

Film Review: La Mission

By Fidel Martinez at 12:09 PM.

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La Mission is the newest project of director Peter Bratt, brother of Benjamin Bratt. The film puts its focus on the internal struggles of a man dealing with his son’s homosexuality, though saying that this is simply a movie about homophobia within the Latino community would be selling La Mission short.

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21 October 2009

Dr. No Dies: Actor Who Played First Bond Villain Dies at 91

By Fidel Martinez at 12:18 PM.

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14 October 2009

Exclusive Video: Oliver Stone Throws A Tantrum About The Internet At Terra Speaking Engagement

By Cindy Casares at 4:31 PM.

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Hispanic Internet portal Terra paid Oliver Stone $75k to speak at their hoodoo and he proceeded to tell them everything on the internet is crap. We have the video. (That he would think is crap.)

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24 September 2009

FotoPost: When Huey Met Jowly

By Cindy Casares at 9:21 AM.

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Hugo Chavez cozies up to Courtney Love at the New York Film Festival Premiere of South Of The Border which took place last night.

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16 September 2009

John Leguizamo To Play Twins

By Cindy Casares at 11:24 AM.

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John Leguizamo’s new film The Ministers has him playing twin brothers. One of whom is chemically imbalanced. Both of whom seem to be violent, Jesus freaks.

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9 September 2009

Hugo Chavez Pimps His Oliver Stone Doc At The Venice Film Festival While Closing Down TV Stations Back Home

By Cindy Casares at 1:27 PM.

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Hugo Chavez, who became president of Venezuela in an effort to one day be a movie star, has finally realized his dream. Oliver Stone’s documentary about the man and his enormous impact on South American politics, South Of The Border, premiered at the Venice Film Festival this week.

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18 August 2009

Machete Trailer Lego Version: They Just Fucked With The Wrong Mexican Lego

By Cindy Casares at 1:27 PM.

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7 August 2009

Alison Byrne Fields Was Pen Pals With John Hughes

By Cindy Casares at 10:43 AM.

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6 August 2009

WTF AMERICA: John Hughes Dead At 59

By Cindy Casares at 5:33 PM.

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John Hughes writer and director of the entire filmtrack of our adolescence has dropped dead of a heart attack at age 59.

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25 May 2009

Oh. Em. Gee. Robby Benson As Chicano Gang Member In Walk Proud

By Cindy Casares at 11:45 AM.

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You guys. Robby Benson played an East L.A. gang member in a 1979 movie called Walk Proud and it’s playing tomorrow on Turner Classic Movies as part of that Latino Film Festival we told you about. This may be the greatest movie ever made. For us to poop on!

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19 May 2009

Pedro Almodovar Had Oral Sex With An Actress

By Nacomprende at 5:01 PM.

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14 May 2009

Turner Classic Movies Looks At 80 Years Of Latinos In Cinema

By Cindy Casares at 1:35 PM.

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24 April 2009

What Will You Ask Gael Garcia Bernal & Diego Luna At The SoHo Apple Store On Monday?

By Cindy Casares at 5:30 PM.

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Gael Garcia Bernal and Diego Luna are going to be at the Apple Store in SoHo Monday to answer your questions about Rudo Y Cursi. Do you think they edit on Final Cut Pro? Sigh.

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10 March 2009

Sin Nombre Adds Its Voice To The Latino Immigrant Celluloid Collection

By Cindy Casares at 6:00 PM.

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Sin Nombre, the latest Latin American immigrant film to wow critics, produced by Alex’s boyfriends Gael Garcia Bernal and Diego Luna, premieres March 20 in select theaters.

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