Police have taken 40-year old Jason Rodriguez into custody for the deadly mass shooting that occurred in downtown Orlando earlier today. Rodriguez is suspected of killing one individual, and injuring five others.
6 November 2009
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21 September 2009
Beatrice Hernandez Latest Miamian To Get Knocked Up By A Priest
By Cindy Casares at 9:00 AM.
Beatrice Hernandez, (pictured), a former stripper at a Miami club called Porky’s, (for real), is accusing Father David Dueppen–a priest who used to work at the same church as Padre Alberto Cutié–of knocking her up. She’s seeking child support and a restraining order after Dueppen threatened her and her baby. What is in the [...]
11 September 2009
Fun Facts From Florida: Jellyfish Tossing Is Our State Sport
By Alex Alvarez at 2:21 PM.
Florida is known for its oranges, its theme parks and for having quite a lot of very loud, very angry Cubans. But the Sunshine State has so much more to offer! Join us as we take a look at America’s forgotten cultural mecca.
7 August 2009
4 August 2009
Deputy Jonathan Bleiweiss Arrested For Sexually Battering Undocumented Young Men In Florida
By Cindy Casares at 5:58 PM.
Jonathan Bleiweiss, 28, an openly gay deputy for the Broward County Sheriff’s Department in Oakland Park, Florida has been arrested for sexual battery against eight young, undocumented immigrant men and boys.
25 July 2009
Honorary Latino Of The Week: The Wandering Pig Of Panama City, Florida
By Alex Alvarez at 12:08 PM.
Residents of Panama City, Florida have been visited by a 150-pound feral pig who has been doing his utmost to resist capture by local authorities. Here’s why we think the lil’ guy should be considered an honorary Latino.
16 June 2009
3 June 2009
This Day In Latino History
By Cindy Casares at 9:24 AM.
Today in Latino history, Hernando De Soto claims Florida for Spain!
30 March 2009
Florida Students Tell On Drunk Teacher Kylene Nelson After She Threatens To Fail Them For Not Dancing With Her
By Alex Alvarez at 4:08 PM.
Kylene Nelson, a 42-year-old middle school teacher from Land O’ Lake, Florida, was reported to the administration after she drunkenly threatened to fail her students if they did not dance with her. We think we’ve had this teacher.
12 March 2009
Animal Husbandry: Florida Lawmakers Might Ban Bestiality
By Alex Alvarez at 10:30 AM.
In a groundbreaking and upsetting departure from all that is normal and good, Florida lawmakers are considering placing a ban on bestiality.
27 February 2009
Fun Facts From Florida!: Corpse Found In Car Ticketed 7 Times
By Alex Alvarez at 5:30 PM.
A traffic warden in Gainesville, Florida (a mystical place, home to UF and girls named Tammy) ticketed a corpse found in a car seven times.
20 January 2009
More Food Assault In Florida!: Cassady Catolico Hit A Man With A Bagel
By Alex Alvarez at 5:26 PM.
In more news involving trashy Floridians and food, a 28 year old woman named Cassady Catolico has been charged with assaulting a man with a bagel.
Cassady was on probation for a criminal mischief case from 2006 and was also in violation of a temporary injunction filed by her bagel victim, Steven Bunaisky.
