Unlike our jock-itchy brother Machochip, we at Guanabee prefer shopping, pedicures, and binge-eating over sports any day. Unless, of course, it’s a sport that features sweaty athletes involved in hot man-to-man action, in which case you’ll have our undivided...

Don’t know if you guys heard, but there was this big football game Sunday. (We know, gag.) And the New York Giants won—making them like king of the big dicks or something. We wouldn’t be mentioning it, except the...

The Global Game points us to this trailer for a documentary that’s currently making the festival circuit called “Estrellas de la Línea,” about a group of prostitutes from Guatemala who have banded together to create a football (or soccer...