Alright güeys, it’s time for your weekly dose of Friday Night Lights, the football drama where they don’t play any damn football. Let’s get to it.
20 November 2009
Friday Night Lights Review: The One Where They Don’t Play Any Football Because They’re Too Busy Doing Other Things
By Fidel Martinez at 3:59 PM.
12 November 2009
Five Other Coaches That Should Join Byron Scott In The Unemployment Line
By Fidel Martinez at 7:01 PM.
The New Orleans Hornets fired coach Byron Scott today after starting the season with a shoddy 3-6 record. Given that the Hornets have done what’s best for their team, we suggest other teams follow suit by getting rid of these five coaches.
2 November 2009
28 October 2009
26 October 2009
Mark Sanchez Eats A Hot Dog On The Sideline: Should He Have Had Nachos?
By Alejandro Paz at 2:11 AM.
Legendary Mexican quarterback Mark Sanchez was caught yesterday eating a hot dog on the sideline. Ay dios mio. The Jets were up 38-0 in Oakland, and Sanchez said he “didn’t eat much before the game,” so he was feeling “a little queasy.” People are aghast, but what was he sposed to do?
14 October 2009
Every Damn Latino To Own Miami Dolphins: Fergie Approved For Partnership
By Cindy Casares at 10:47 AM.
13 October 2009
Mark Sanchez Fails On MNF: How Will We React?
By Alejandro Paz at 9:53 AM.
The Caribbean Chupacabras, led by white devil Chad Henne and his crew of eager running backs defeated the almost-soon-to-be-greatest Mexican quarterback of all time, Mark Sanchez, his shiny new receiver Braylon Edwards and Los Jets de Nueva York. Let’s see how y’all took the game.
8 October 2009
She’s A Baller, Shot Caller: Little Makayla Crespin At The Center Of Football Brawl
By Alex Alvarez at 5:25 PM.
Two coaches got into a scuffle during a Colorado kids’ football game when one coach told another that he wouldn’t let his team play against one with a girl on it, because it’s against their religion. We think we had this conversation verbatim in third grade.
1 September 2009
31 August 2009
ESPN Taps Kenny Chesney For College Football Music; We Have A Few Alternate Suggestions
By Chris Alonzo at 10:36 AM.
OH PLEASE GOD NO. ESPN has announced that Kenny Chesney is their boy for this season’s college football theme music. As rabid college football fans, we beg them to reconsider, and we have a few alternatives in mind.
21 August 2009
1 August 2009
What Did Greg McMackin Say? “Little Faggot Dance!”
By Cindy Casares at 3:49 PM.
University of Hawai’i football coach Greg McMackin has been suspended for 30 days for using a gay slur at a WAC football preview press conference in Salt Lake City on Thursday. In the audio recording from the press conference, McMackin refers to a pre-game cheer Notre Dame did last year as a “little faggot dance.” Hoo boy.
29 July 2009
The Mark Sanchez Era is Upon Us
By Chris Alonzo at 3:45 PM.
Quarterback Mark Sanchez begins his first pro training camp this Friday, with the New York Jets draft pick battling for the starting QB position. As a Latino Men’s blog, we are rooting heartily for him to make our jobs easier by either winning the Super Bowl or going 0-16.
28 July 2009
27 July 2009
Michael Vick Can’t Work At Starbucks, But He Is Reinstated To The NFL
By Jack Tomas at 6:11 PM.
Michael Vick was reinstated to the NFL on a probationary basis. So this felon can’t vote but he can play football professionally? Someone should sic a pit bull to his nutsack.
