23 October 2009

Guanabee Guide: How To Latinofy Your Hallogüeen

By Alex Alvarez at 2:48 PM.

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Halloween and Latino culture go together like Coca-Cola and croquetas - thanks to the influences of death and disease, colonialism and Catholicism, a lot of Latinos have grown up amid traditions and tales relating to death, the supernatural and all things macabre.

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6 July 2009

Guess Who: Three Famous Ladies… Before They Were Famous

By Alex Alvarez at 5:41 PM.

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See whether you, gentle reader can guess the identities of these three ladypeople. Because it’s always fun to see what people looked like before they hired slaves / assistants to do their hair or determine whether their food is poison.

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19 June 2009

The Top Hot Papis Of 2009

By Alex Alvarez at 2:01 PM.

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Fathers’ Day is this Sunday, kittens, and whether you’re planning to celebrate it by having a BBQ, going out to dinner, or renewing a restraining order, we hope you have a good one. In honor of this most special of holidays, we thought we’d run down the list of the Hottest Papis to have graced the pages of Guanabee so far this year.

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22 May 2009

Guess The Latino Stars Before They Were Famous

By Alex Alvarez at 2:25 PM.

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Mario was a cute little kid before he turned into what appears to be a fully ambulatory mound of different meats. What did other Latino stars look like when they were just tiny, unfamous womb nuggets?

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20 April 2009

WOOO: Party Buses Remind Us Why We Don’t Party

By Alex Alvarez at 1:59 PM.

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Tired of being ignored at clubs, bars and house parties? Want to liven up your relatively non-existent social life? Why not take a cue from today’s Puerto Rican youth and party on a bus! While the trend itself is nothing new, there is an expectedly ridiculous subculture emerging around the decision to party on a [...]

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19 March 2009

“Passive Aggressive Notes” Is Our New Favorite Site To Read At Work (:

By Alex Alvarez at 6:00 PM.

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Now that everyone is over “Stuff White People Like,” and “Fuck My Life” is getting predictable, “Passive Aggressive Notes” is our newest site to look over while we’re supposed to be working. (Although now, technically, that counts as “research.”)

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