Orale güeys, check out these links from our homies. Today we bring you a model/potential sideline reporter, how to pretend to be a sports fan, and the coolest fictional guns ever conceived. Enjoy.
19 March 2010
Güeys Of The World: Hilary Rhoda Will Be Coming To A Sports Game Near You
By Fidel Martinez at 2:12 PM.
18 March 2010
Man Wins Lottery Days After Finalizing His Divorce
By Fidel Martinez at 11:05 AM.
Kevin Halstead, a 50 year-old British bus driver won the lottery a day after his divorce was finalized. If this isn’t the greatest way to stick it to your ex-wife, we don’t know what is.
17 March 2010
Ooorale Magazine: “Latin Lover’s Nalgas Are No Longer Profitable, He’s Going Broke”
By Nacomprende at 12:57 PM.
El Latin Lover just cleared up that he’s no musculoca [gay gym bunny], but it turns out he might have to pick it up.
16 March 2010
Güeys Of The World: Holy Communism, Batman!
By Fidel Martinez at 3:23 PM.
Orale güeys, check out these links from our homies. Today we bring you some of the best superhero demotivational posters out there, Eva Longoria turns 35 and we celebrate by ogling her, and why white kids need to get over Jay-Z. Enjoy.
15 March 2010
Güeys Of The World: Kari K. And The Ladies Of March Madness
By Fidel Martinez at 2:12 PM.
Orale güeys, check out these links from our homies. Today we bring you Kari K. (T.O.’s former lady friend), six instances in which sports rules were abused, the hottest girls in country music, and a sick new tune from Nortec Collective. Enjoy.
South Park Crew Takes A Shot At Tiger Woods
By Fidel Martinez at 12:14 PM.
Oh boy. Because a story doesn’t reach its over-saturation point until the boys at Matt Stone and Trey Parker put their two cents in, the 14th season of South Park (which premieres this Wednesday) will poke fun of the Tiger Woods sex scandal.
12 March 2010
Güeys Of The World: Roxana Diaz Wants You To Be Healthy And Eat Fruit
By Fidel Martinez at 3:35 PM.
Orale güeys, check out these links from our homies. Today we bring you bikini model Roxana Diaz, the awesomeness of Conan O’Brien, famous people who were almost known for other things, and more. Enjoy.
10 March 2010
How Mexico Sees Spring Breakers
By Fidel Martinez at 5:17 PM.
Hey, white people. Want to know what the Mexican natives think of you invading their beaches for spring break? They love it. Well, at least the slutty girls.
Güeys Of The World: Sabotage, Battlestar Galactica-Style
By Fidel Martinez at 3:19 PM.
Orale güeys, check out these links from our homies. Today we bring you a video montage of Battlestar Galactica that replicates the Beastie Boys’ video for “Sabotage, cartoon characters on drugs, and an assortment of pervy mouse pads. Enjoy.
9 March 2010
Mexican Television At It’s Finest: La Bomba
By Fidel Martinez at 4:34 PM.
Check this little gem below from TV Azteca.The premise of this video is simple: two dudes dressed in clown make-up and camouflage fatigues run up behind unsuspecting victims with a fake bomb. Needless to say, hilarity ensues.
8 March 2010
If Famous Movie Lines Were Graphs
By Fidel Martinez at 1:11 PM.
Famous quotes from classic films + boring graphs= über-geekery. Check it.
5 March 2010
Güeys Of The World: Lindsey Lohan In Paris
By Fidel Martinez at 2:59 PM.
Orale güeys, check out these links from our homies. Today we bring you Lindey Lohan looking hot in Paris, the most racist television commercial ever, Bill Simmons saying stupid things, and six of the most ridiculous revenge plots in the history of mankind. Enjoy.
4 March 2010
Güeys Of The World: Amateur Girls Are Just As Good As The Professionals
By Fidel Martinez at 3:57 PM.
Orale güeys, check out these links from our homies. Today we bring you girl-next-door amateurs doing their thing, Carlos Tevez calling out English player John Terry, and the ten best baseball games to get you excited for the new season. Enjoy.
3 March 2010
Güeys Of The World: The Tiger Hooker Van
By Fidel Martinez at 1:54 PM.
Orale güeys, check out these links from our homies. Today’s servings of links includes an image showing how the Taiwanese are milking the Tiger scandal for as much as they can, Sidney Crosby being booed (sorta) in Pittsburgh, Megan Fox reveals how many men she’s slept with, and our general ramblings. Enjoy.
1 March 2010
Video: How To Scare The Living Crap Out Of Someone In Reynosa, Mexico
By Fidel Martinez at 5:06 PM.
Unless you’ve had your head in the sand or are just an American who doesn’t care about what’s going on south of the border, you’re probably aware of all the narco-related violence plaguing Mexico. Inside is a dark, hilarious prank played on someone who is unfortunate enough to live there right now.
Güeys Of The World: Mackenzie Taylor Poses for Bulge-arian Maxim
By Fidel Martinez at 3:58 PM.
Orale güeys, check out these links from our homies. Today we bring you model Mackenzie Taylor, music not to play at a bar, and the Epic Beard Man video mashed up with Punch Out. Enjoy.
26 February 2010
Güeys Of The World: Anne Vyalitsna Is Worth Knowing
By Fidel Martinez at 5:19 PM.
Orale güeys, check out these links from our homies. Today we bring you super model Anne Vyalitsna, some of the weirdest exercise videos out there, and Scott Van Pelt giving ESPN more reasons to suspend or fire him. Enjoy.
25 February 2010
Güeys Of The World: Elisabetta Canalis Is George Clooney’s Girlfriend
By Fidel Martinez at 5:07 PM.
Orale güeys, check out these links from our homies. Today we bring you hottie Elisabetta Canalis, more of Jay Leno’s douchebaggery, and Jacksonville Jaguars prepping themselves for the Tim Tebow Era. Enjoy.
PETA, We May Have Been Wrong About You
By Fidel Martinez at 9:19 AM.
PETA, the animal rights/advocacy group, plans to put up the above billboard advertisement near Tiger Woods’ Windermere, Florida home to raise awareness about the importance of spaying or neutering your pets.
24 February 2010
Güeys Of The World: Lindsey Lohan’s Serious Cleavage
By Fidel Martinez at 4:03 PM.
Orale güeys, check out these links from our homies. Today we bring you Lindsey Lohan’s amazing cleavage, a blogger’s treatise on uptight commenters, some cool Lord Of The Rings products, and street food from across the world. Enjoy.
