The queer folk over at Gawker believe the image below the jump (NSFW because women’s bodies are shameful, as is Perez’s face), which shows gossip blogger Perez Hilton dressed as Louis XIV, has something to do with gay rights....

There’s a new theory over at Gawker that the Montauk Monster is a pig. Well, we could have told you that by the way he just passes out in public. But there are actual scientific facts to back this...

For days we’ve been obsessed, OBSESSED with the story of the Montauk Monster first broken on Gawker. The backstory: A creature no one can officially identify floated ashore in the Long Island town of Montauk, NY two weeks ago...

A tipster wrote in to Gawker’s “Gawker Stalker” to report seeing Madonna’s baby-daddy, Carlos Leon, at Socialista - a “Cuban” lounge in the West Village. It seems like the anonymous stalker wanted to paint Carlos as some sort of...

Previously, we posted about the Puerto Rican kid who called up Gawker and threatened to sue them for “fraud.” He got all “I’m gonna punch the fucking guy whoever did this” for making fun of his Craigslist posting. And...

Blah, blah, blah. An ignorant “urban youth” called up Gawker and yelled at them for making fun of his Craigslist posting yesterday. A posting in which he was trying to meet women by posting pics of himself flashing twenties....

Didn’t get to make it to Washington, D.C. for Pope Benedict XVI’s historic first visit? Now that he’s in New York, let’s take look back at those two magical days in our nation’s capital. The highlights, the low lights,...

Fortunately we never have to ponder that question since someone did Gawker Stalk Pope Benedict XVI this morning. HA! We are so excited to have the Papa in town thanks to intense media coverage that is brainwashing us into...

We noticed this afternoon that, in their race to publish first, some otherwise reliable sites are publishing some half-ass information about Eliot Spitzer and his ho. Gawker published this misleading picture from the website of the Emperor’s Club VIP...

Just when you think American Apparel CEO Dov Charney is a total asshole, he goes and places an ad in the New York Times that makes you realize he’s a total asshole who considers Mexicans his pet project: Over...

by Cindy Casares A few months ago, unanimously adored writer Junot Diaz released his first book in 11 years and his first novel ever, entitled The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao, to critical acclaim and, let’s face it, ball...

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag of “The Hills” are teaming up with Taco Bell to raise awareness for World Hunger Relief Week. We have no words. [TMZ] Augusto Pinochet’s wife and kids have been arrested for embezzlement charges brought...

In their never-ending crusade against Village Voice sorta newbie head honcho Tony Ortega, Gawker brings up this latest development: Village Voice Managing Editor Deborah Kolben has been let go; Ward Harkavy will be taking over the number two spot...

Gawker points us to a clip from TMZ’s new TV show, (creatively titled, “TMZ On TV”), featuring the pride of Latin backsides, Vida Guerra. (And P.S., haters, they didn’t know who the fuck she was, either.) Apparently, in addition...

Gawker has a long history of hating on Village Voice Editor-In-Chief Tony Ortega, who took over for the weekly earlier this year. That’s why they felt compelled to reach into their mailbag to post the following story ever-so-lovingly under...

Sometimes TV scripts make no sense. That’s when they’re metaphysical. All summer we’ve been so confused by the critical praise HBO is heaping on itself for the show, “John From Cincinnati.” There’s surfing and some kind of new age...

Blogging is a high-tech biz and we’re high-tech folks so sometimes when an important issue comes up at Guanabee HQ, we have impromptu editorial meetings to hammer shit out like in this image. (The full conversation is after the...

Just when we thought we could call it a day, the kids at Gawker publish a word we’ve never seen on their pages before: Mexican. It seems they have beef with the recent addition of Gustavo Arellano’s “¡Ask A...

Sometimes we feel like covering stories the way we do makes us scum. After all, we mostly scour the internet for real journalism someone else has done and then add our two cents. But today, we found a post...