MondayDecember012008

The queer folk over at Gawker believe the image below the jump (NSFW because women’s bodies are shameful, as is Perez’s face), which shows gossip blogger Perez Hilton dressed as Louis XIV, has something to do with gay rights....

WednesdayNovember262008

Broadway veteran and Professional Gay Harvey Fierstein likes to hold weekly card games in the basement of the Neil Simon Theater during which everyone drinks, smokes, and refers to one another as a fag. Just like Thanksgiving with family!...

MondayNovember242008

Reggaetonera (and Guanabee’s official best friend) Ivy Queen is often referred to as a “tranny” or a “drag queen” just because she looks kind of like a butch version of Walter Mercado. But she’ll have you know that she’s...

FridayNovember212008

During the question and answer portion of the Miss Colombia competition in Cartagena, Miss Antioquia, Verónica Velasquez, was asked “Do you believe that a woman is the compliment of a man?” Instead of rolling her eyes and asking what...

ThursdayNovember202008

Very rarely do we happen upon a film we feel comfortable bringing into our home and sharing with our children, despite the fact that these happen to be large porcelain cat figurines wearing homemade baby clothing. They’re Coming To...

MondayOctober272008

Steve Lopez, the journalist perhaps most famous for being played by Robert Downey Jr. in That Movie You’re Never Going To See, has written a thought-provoking piece on a gay priest currently at odds with the Catholic Church. Father...

FridayOctober172008

Cops in Britain have been advised to ignore instances of “dogging” — charming British slang for public sex — and “cottaging” — precious British term for gay cruising in public parks and restrooms. Deputy chief constable Michael Cunningham announced...

WednesdayOctober012008

Equus star Daniel Radcliffe sometimes likes to write raunchy letters to his co-star Lorenzo Pisoni to “wind him up” before a show. They probably say things like “Let’s have high tea! At 5 PM!” Oh, twitter, swoon, drop monocle:...

WednesdaySeptember172008

Man, here we go. Terra named gossip blogger Perez Hilton their “Hispanic of the Year.”. But not before they named him “Most Powerful Gay Latino U.S.” Which is likely true, because Mr. Hispanic At The Disco over here is...

TuesdaySeptember092008

Aw, shit. We cannot believe we actually missed the “Faith Leaders Rally for Marriage and Life” demonstration in Manhattan this past Sunday. The demonstration was organized as an attempt not only to protest Gay Stuff, but also to show...

ThursdayAugust212008

When you care to send the very best, but then gradually stop caring and head to a Rite-Aid, Hallmark is there for you. Especially now that you want to send a card to your favorite Married Gays. The greeting...

MondayAugust182008

An online survey of 3,000 gay men voted soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo the ultimate gay icon. Somewhere, David Beckham is crying into a pile of money: A spokeswoman for www.gaygolddiggers.uk.com said: “Ronaldo’s ripped body, slicked-back hair, shiny white teeth...

FridayAugust152008

A friend brought to our attention what sounds like a fairly interesting documentary about two of the most vilified (a strong word, sure, but we think an apt one) groups in America: Gays and Latinos. (Well. And/or young people.)...

ThursdayAugust142008

If you’re looking for another musical option besides ABBA’s The Little Phantom Mermaid On Ice, let us suggest checking out BASH’d. Advertised as “Finally, a show for Homos or Homies” ( Uh, we’ve hung out at the Queer Pier...

TuesdayAugust122008

We’re not quite sure what to think about this PSA from “Equality California.” The premise is this: A young woman faces several small obstacles on her wedding day. Eventually, she ends up on the floor in the middle of...

TuesdayAugust122008

Who is your most-treasured female gay icon? Is it Cher? Judy Garland? Donna Summer? Martha Stewart? Rainbow Brite? Wrong! Your favorite gay icon is telenovela actress and singer Lucia Mendez and, as West Hollywood’s “Club Papi” sees it, ain’t...

ThursdayAugust072008

Exploitation: It’s not just for underage cokewhores and faux lesbians! It’s also for (possibly?) faux gay men! We were innocently trolling Selena Gomez fan forums when what should catch our eye but an American Apparel ad! Featuring two, intertwined,...

FridayJuly182008

A Spanish crowd planned a kiss-a-thon of sorts to protest the expulsion of a lesbian couple from a Spanish bar called “Casa Parrondo.” The women were kicked out after giving one another a peck on the lips. The owner,...

MondayJuly072008

Paco Bello is a Catholic priest who wants to spread the message that Jesus had to put up with a lot of controversy and prejudice during his short visit to Earth - kind of like a certain group of...

MondayJune302008

So now that Pride Week has wrapped up and you’re wondering how to get that 25 cent rainbow heart temporary tattoo off your left boob, we’re left with a burning question: Will this come off in time for dinner...

TuesdayJune242008

Heinz Deli Mayonnaise has decided to pull a commercial for its delicious, white, creamy, thick condiment after it created an uproar from the mayo-guzzling British public. Oh, slather it on a hot dog and shove it in sideways, people....

ThursdayMay222008

Unlike our jock-itchy brother Machochip, we at Guanabee prefer shopping, pedicures, and binge-eating over sports any day. Unless, of course, it’s a sport that features sweaty athletes involved in hot man-to-man action, in which case you’ll have our undivided...

WednesdayMay142008

Unwanted child Principal David Davis refused to let students at Ponce de Leon High School wear t-shirts they had designed with gay rights slogans during Pride Week, citing they were in violation of the school’s dress code and would...

TuesdayMay132008

Small forest-dwelling gnome and occassional actress Hayden Panettiere says she’s not a lesbian but if she were, she’d hook up with all the usual actresses all straight girls say they’d hook up with if they were gay: Hayden Panettiere...

FridayMay092008

Happy Mother’s Day. Call your muthah. Hey! Call. Call your muthah! We’re watching you. Call. Ok, see? That so bad? Now give us a hug. No, first pick up that shit. On the floor, by the stairs. Pick it...

WednesdayMay072008

Because being a blogger sometimes leads to moments of being compared, less than favorably, to “real journalists,” we delight in sharing their failures with the internet. And, yes. We’re aware that makes us assholes. But at least we’re not...

TuesdayApril292008

Jim Carrey is currently filming his latest movie, I Love You Phillip Morris, in which he plays a man who is incarcerated, falls in love with his cellmate (played by Ewan “Our Husband” McGregor) and breaks out of jail...

ThursdayApril242008

Put on your thinking caps, or at least a pair of pants, kittens. “Gatecrasher’s” Ben Widdicombe has a queery (Oh! Haha! Personality #34 had a lot of fun with that.) for us: Which gorgeous Latina actress is said to...

ThursdayApril242008

Tania Gómez Ginfarre, a contestant on talent show “Operación Triunfo,” Spain’s version of “American Idol,” was recently the target of a little squabble over what the show’s people would call her girlfriend of four years, Laura. Instead of “Laura”...

TuesdayApril222008

Kelly Rutherford, who plays some old person on “Gossip Girl,” revealed the identity of the series’ gay character. It’s the butler! In the conservatory! With the… zzz. We don’t care. We just can’t get into any show that doesn’t...

MondayApril212008

“360” anchor Anderson Cooper is totally, unequivocally gay according to every gay person we’ve ever met and Anderson hasn’t. And now there’s proof! Maybe! Meet his purported ex-boyfriend, dolphin trainer (Dolphin! Trainer!) JD Ordonez. L.A. Rag Mag has exclusive...

FridayApril182008

In an article that confused us royally after having read this, Uruguay is claiming to have Latin America’s first gay wedding yesterday. Urulying!: Uruguay on Thursday became the first nation in Latin America to marry a gay couple, after...

ThursdayApril172008

Azariah Southworth, host of “The Remix,” your second favorite outlet for all news relating to Christian youth after Guanabee, has come out of the closet: Southworth has been featured in national publications such as Charisma Magazine and many other...

ThursdayApril172008

We know you’ve lain awake in bed many a night, pondering whether actress Michelle Rodriguez has a preference for poon. Well, finally, says Latina, Michelle is ready to “Open Up About Her Sexuality.” Like a tightly wound rosebud unfurling...

MondayApril142008

Barack Obama took a break from being a grandmother-hater and eating gay babies to talk about how much he actually, truly loves homosexuals. Really! His second cousin twice-removed is half-gay, after all, and he once visited San Francisco. He...

MondayApril142008

Felipeh Campos and Rafael Scapucim were married on Brazilian TV show “Superpop” in front of 1,000 guests and countless other TV viewers. Made in Brazil described the ceremony as “one of the tackiest weddings” ever, which added to its...

MondayApril072008

Hard Gay is a TV personality in Japan and in our hearts. He goes around Japan (and, in one episode, Las Vegas) doing good deeds. In this installation, he helps a little bespectacled boy get over his dislike of...

ThursdayApril032008

Spanish wine maker Ribera del Duero have created a new wine called to “honor” the gay community called “Mundo Gay”. According to its creators, Mundo Gay aims to live up to its name through showing a ‘special charisma, unique...

WednesdayApril022008

Guess what? Turns out that, unlike Iran, Cuba is actually pretty gay. And the BBC would like to you to know that there’s a Castro in Cuba who cares about GLBT issues and would like to see radical changes...

ThursdayFebruary282008

Cheesy title? Shut up; it’s Friday Eve. Watch and listen to “Grey’s Anatomy” star Sara Ramirez’s PSA about GLBT tolerance without trying to make an “anatomy” joke. Translation after el jumpo....

ThursdayFebruary282008

Much to the delight of fierce Colombiatches the world over, French boutique Colette is featuring a display of designer logos made from cocaine. [NY Mag] Kate Beckinsale refers to her vulva as the “Pharoah’s Tomb.” Beats “Temple of Doom.”...

WednesdayFebruary272008

We have learned, from experience, never to trust a man wearing both a cowboy hat and aviator sunglasses, so we warn you be extremely cautious before taking this man’s advice. However, if you, like him, like your candidates rich...

TuesdayFebruary192008

Research conducted by Alliant University (prestigious!) among same-sex couples in Florida who have adopted children show that, once again, Latinos really make awesome parents when they aren’t your own: • Male same-sex couples where both partners are Hispanic raise...

MondayJanuary282008

TMZ calls Ricky Martin fat, makes a “Bon-Bon” pun so we don’t have to. [TMZ] Lindsay Down-Lohan has split up with her girlfriend. Yeah, she’s totally less interesting when she’s sober. Or when we are. [Celebitchy] Paris Hilton leaves...

ThursdayJanuary242008

Mark is a single, gay Cuban-American living in New York—a city some say is the toughest place in America to be single. After a few false starts, he’s finally ready to go out and meet the guy of his...

MondayJanuary212008

The nominees for this year’s GLAAD Media Awards were announced at the Sundance Film Festival and included Spanish-language periodicals and programming that helped educate, entertain and escandalize our old-fashioned abuelita. Among the categories were “Outstanding Novela” and “Outstanding Individual...

ThursdayJanuary102008

Mark is a single, gay Cuban-American living in New York—a city some say is the toughest place in America to be single. After a few false starts, he’s finally ready to go out and meet the guy of his...

FridayJanuary042008

Some people who watched Eduardo Cruz’s video for “Cosas Que Contar” thought they caught sisters Penelope and Monica Cruz swapping spit. Well, those people would be wrong. About as wrong as, say, using your more famous sisters’ sexuality and...

ThursdayDecember202007

It seems our favorite maybe-gay Puerto Rican singer has a totally-gay porn star look-a-like. Meet Ricky M: I find it extremely amusing that there’s a Martin porn-a-like who can really shake his bon bon. This guy knows it, as...

WednesdayDecember192007

Yesterday, Uruguay’s Congress allowed same-sex civil unions, making it the first Latin American country to do so: Under the new law, gay and straight couples will be eligible to form civil unions after living together for five years. They...

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