The press’ overwhelming positivity towards Sarah Palin’s performance last week at the vice-presidential debate made us feel like the whole world has lost its mind. So we headed over to the office of the one guy who can always...

Listen up headcases! Guanabee’s Gay Shrink would like to help you work through all that emotional baggage of the Vouis Luitton variety you’ve been carrying around. So, assuming you’re not too busy finger painting with your tears, do feel...

The recent hullaballoo over Yale art student Aliza Shvarts got us thinking. And we hate that. So we consulted Guanabee’s very own Gay Shrink and sat down to discuss Aliza and her magical, mystical, possibly creatively fictional uterine lining....

We’re still coming to terms with the visual implications of a love match between British supermodel Naomi Campbell and Venezuelan superprez Hugo Chavez. After spending most of the night curled up in the fetal position rocking ourselves back and...

Mark is a single, gay Cuban-American living in New York—a city some say is the toughest place in America to be single. After a few false starts, he’s finally ready to go out and meet the guy of his...

By now we’ve all heard about Priscilla Ceballos, the Dallas, Texas mom who told her daughter to write a contest entry falsifying that her dad was killed in Iraq so that she could win some Hannah Montana tickets. We’re...