FridayNovember212008

This year yielded an especially fruitful crop of jerks and their acts of douchebaggery, so we thought we’d put it to the vote and ask: which Latino pissed you off the most in 2008? Which did you think looked...

TuesdayOctober282008

As we continue our quick (but not quick enough) approach to November 4th, there is one thing we will take away from this election: Celebrities are loud. As evidence, take (please) Elisabeth Hasselbeck’s insistence that our nation’s concern over...

ThursdayAugust212008

For all the fun we poke at Token Mexican In The Media, George Lopez, (seen here farting with his daughter) we usually genuinely like his stand-up and we wish good things for him. Funny thing. Fabulous things! Things that...

WednesdayAugust062008

Last week the Barack Obama presidential campaign announced it was setting aside $20 million to target and mobilize Hispanic voters. Apparently the first money spent was to hire comedian George Lopez to persuade those of you in swing states...

MondayJuly212008

Just because we’ve neglected you for the past two Fridays with no flatchbacks, here’s a charming mariachi rendition of “Iron Man,” from the closing credits of The George Lopez Show. If only the rest of the show were this...

ThursdayMay292008

As Obama gets ready to garner no votes in Puerto Rico because Latinos hate and fear Black people (What? Black Latinos? Ha! They ride unicorns, right?), a lot of celebrities, some of which we’re not sure are even eligible...

WednesdayFebruary132008

Gawker alerted us to the existence of one Adrian Chen, a young man whose thirst for life, despite having a mother whose bones turned into soup, is rivaled only by our thirst for gin. Browsing through Mr. Chen’s videos...

TuesdayJanuary222008

George Lopez is mad that Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton have somehow forgotten to ask him to campaign on their behalf. We’re upset Ron Paul never responds to our love letters: Top Latino funnyman GEORGE LOPEZ has lashed out...

FridayDecember212007

Finally, someone has come forth to say what no one else has dared to: Latinos are, like, on TV and stuff. That someone is Eliot Tiegel, author of Latinization of America. And who, exactly, is Latinizing this fair region?...

FridayOctober262007

This week marked the season Premiere of “Making Menudo,” the most important reality show of our time. And, yet, none of us managed to watch it. What we did do was scour the internet for what the stars are...

ThursdayOctober042007

We’re always down for great causes, so when we heard that PADRES—a nonprofit organization committed to improving the quality of life for Latino children with cancer and their families—had scheduled it’s Gala for the year, we immediately checked the...

TuesdaySeptember252007

Filmmaker Philip Rodriguez is a self-appointed explorer of the Latino state in America, but hardly a Latino Spielberg, (we’re still waiting for him). We previously spat some blurbs about his latest documentary, ‘Brown Is The New Green: George Lopez...

ThursdaySeptember132007

If this PBS trailer for the George Lopez brag-umentary, “Brown Is The New Green: George Lopez and the American Dream,” is any indication, the movie is full of helpful hints for those of us brown folks who can only...

TuesdaySeptember112007

Tomorrow PBS will feature “Brown is the New Green: George Lopez and the American Dream”, a documentary about the increasing presence of Latinos in American culture and in television. In it Lopez will discuss how many dicks he didn’t...

WednesdayAugust292007

• Chewy from “Star Wars” (not your barrio) hands the original lightsaber prop used by Luke Skywalker over to NASA so they can jettison it into space, marking only the bajillionth shameless publicity stunt in the franchise’s history. [CBS...

WednesdayJune132007

Ummm..we’re a little late on this one, but apparently a month ago, ABC announced they are canceling The George Lopez Show for new content including the much talked about Geico Cavemen sitcom. (Don’t even get us started on that...

TuesdayJune122007

Do you like animated dogs that talk? How about animated dogs that talk and get lost in Mexico? Thats the plot for Disney’s latest flick entitled “South of the Border”. The company that does not want low-cost housing in...

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