Gisele spent Father’s Day kicking off her ugly-ass sandals (not to be confused with ugly ass-sandals, which is a problem Gisele does not have) and spending some time with boyfriend Tom Brady and his son, John, from his doomed...

Brazilian model Gisele Bundchen travels to the heart of the Amazon so that its humble, exotic people can adoringly draw little rayitos all over her boobs whilst the poses, awestruck at their simple way of life, in her Kmartesque...

The Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute’s Ball was last night. We skipped it because we’re so busy and popular and had countless other engagements, but it was probably for the best considering most of the attendees seemed to...

Here’s Gisele Bundchen looking stupid while promoting her stupid shoes, stupidly. Think of an appropriately stupid caption. [Image]...

“G2B,” Gisele’s line of terrible sandals have their own terrible website full of stars and bubbles and Gisele dressed in nothing but water and “Skechers” sandals circa 1997. She’s not even trying. She’s selling us the exact Jelly sandals...

People just won’t stop reading into that historic “first Black man on a cover of Vogue” cover. Ten years (okay two weeks) after it was published, the Today Show has a breaking story about LeBron James totally channeling King...

The New York Observer’s Meredith Bryan has an interesting lead in to her story on a Fashion Week show held at Cipriani Friday night. Maybe it was the rain, which had soaked through coats and leather boots, causing a...

Ines Gomez Mont, the Mexican reporter who proposed to Tom Brady during yesterday’s Superbowl media event, entered our radar this morning. The tenacious media hog enthralled us with her stunt, which prompted the question: Should Tom Brady leave Gisele for...