Israeli model Bar Refaeli is totally pulling a SWF on Brazilian also-model Gisele. With our blessing.
30 July 2009
Bar Refaeli And Gisele Have Dated All The Same People. Which Means They’ve Totally Made Out By Proxy.
By Alex Alvarez at 12:38 PM.
27 June 2009
Gisele’s Hard Times Make Us Sick
By Cindy Casares at 10:00 AM.
Gisele recently told the German edition of Life & Style that she used to be a really unhappy supermodel who ate cheeseburgers everyday and smoked way too many cigarettes. WHEN DO YOU GET TO THE SAD PART?
24 June 2009
17 June 2009
Gisele Is Pregnant And Tom Brady Is A Liar
By Alex Alvarez at 12:02 PM.
Reports are trickling in - yet again - that Gisele Bündchen is knocked up with a womb gremlin of her very own. The rumors reached a crescendo last month, although Gisele’s husband Tom Brady denied it, adding that “one [baby] is enough.”
15 June 2009
Gisele Bundchen Finds New And Wondrous Ways To Sexify Amazonian Tribes
By Alex Alvarez at 1:45 PM.
In a photo spread in Photo magazine meant to publicize her truly heinous line of shoes, Gisele is photographed in what appears to be the traditional dress of Brazil’s Bora Indian population.
13 June 2009
23 May 2009
Stepford Baby Del Día: Gisele & Tom’s Alleged Unborn Child
By Cindy Casares at 1:28 PM.
Rumor has it Tom Brady gave wife Gisele Bündchen a bun in the oven and that makes it Guanabee’s Stepford Baby Del Día.
8 May 2009
Gisele’s Bundchens Are Hanging Out All Over Numéro Magazine
By Alex Alvarez at 3:02 PM.
Gisele Bundchen appears on the cover of Numéro Tokyo, and her photo spread inside is… Well. It includes golden boobs, fetish heels and butt cheeks. So, it’s pretty great, all in all.
24 April 2009
24 March 2009
Tom & Gisele To Become Even More Unattainable As They Wed Again In Costa Rica
By Cindy Casares at 12:45 PM.
Getting married to Gisele Bündchen in his baby mama’s church wasn’t enough for Tom Brady, so he’s about to rub salt in Bridget Moynahan’s wounds by doing it again in beautiful Costa Rica. The newlyweds’ first ceremony was a Thursday night special back in February with almost no witnesses, so on April 4, Tom will [...]
17 March 2009
Tom Brady Still Suffering Through Gisele’s Big, Fat Brazilian Family
By Cindy Casares at 8:41 PM.
Tom Brady is still traipsing around Brazil with his new wife Gisele Bündchen and her 17 sisters, 6 aunts and 37 cousins who all speak VERY LOUDLY everywhere they go. Paparazzi caught the whole, sad thing on video–including Tom carrying Gisele’s mother’s purse out of the restaurant where they ate lunch.
13 March 2009
Mark Wahlberg Dares Not Ogle Gisele
By Cindy Casares at 7:00 PM.
When a TMZ stalkerazzi asked Mark Wahlberg how Gisele Bundchen looked when she stopped by the set of Entourage to say hi to Tom Brady recently, Mark answered, “She looked like his wife. What kind of question is that?” Which of course means, say hello to your mother.
5 March 2009
Five Brazilians Worth Leaving Your Significant Other For
By Cindy Casares at 9:18 AM.
Lately we’ve been noticing something–Brazilians are home wreckers. Oh, it’s not their fault. They’re just so damn beautiful. After the jump. Five Brazilians who famously broke up happy homes.
4 March 2009
Tom & Gisele’s Mean-Spirited Wedding Held At Ex-Girlfriend Bridget Moynahan’s Church
By Cindy Casares at 11:28 AM.
Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen got married at St. Monica Catholic Church in Santa Monica, California where neither of them is a parishoner–but Tom’s ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan is!
27 February 2009
Gisele Bundchen And Tom Brady Finally Got Married, Invite Dogs
By Alex Alvarez at 9:01 AM.
Brazilian model Gisele Bundchen and non-Brazilian football player Tom Brady, after several false alarms, finally got married at St. Monica Catholic Church in Santa Monica, California.
