…Oops, not Marc Anthony. It’s just a teeny little dog. Our bad, guys. Anyway. Go ahead and caption Conan, a little chihuahua chilling in Japan, as me mimics a Buddhist priest. While wearing what appears to be a tiny...

Here are “America’s Next Top Model” “winner” Jaslene Gonzalez and Danity Kane “singer” Aubrey O’Day at Dior’s “J’Adore” party looking like a “morning after” surprise following a tequila-soaked night in Tijuana two beautiful flowers blossoming amidst fresh morning peepee...

Our boyfriend and sometime soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo is currently being courted by Real Madrid, much to the chagrin of Manchester United. We don’t follow sports, so we’re only vaguely aware of what any of that means, but look!...

Dancing star and former proponent of mullets, Mario Lopez, takes the time to fully enjoy life’s simple pleasures. Among the things our dimpled friend enjoys sre Sunday brunches, the word “tapenade,” long walks on the beach with girlfriend Karina...

They probably lowered the price for Spanish speakers because they knew our mom would be all up in their face asking who the fuck charges 5 dollars for a glass of orange juice. And then we’d be embarrassed and...

Cameron Diaz is going bald for her new movie, My Sister’s Keeper, in which she plays the mother of a child with leukemia. A mother who will probably have at least one scene dancing in her panties while wearing...

Caption a cholatastic Amy Winehouse trying not to smoke a group of young children....

It would appear that Salma Hayek is lashing out at Cannes. Terrible pun? Try and do better, jerk....

No use crying over spilled… something, no? Keep it clean, poodles....

When did Christina Aguilera and What’s His Face turn into your high school friend’s parents from Hialeah?...

Caption Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt as they frolic about with Heidi’s mother in this completely spontaneous, unstaged photo op....

They say a picture is worth a thousand words. But we think, sometimes, it’s worth stabbing yourself in the eye with a fork. That should totally not dissuade you from captioning this Texas protester, though. We mean, we would,...

Well, it’s nice to see Cameron out and about after the death of her Pa. Here she is at the movie premiere for What Happens in Vegas with some homeless man. What could they possibly be saying to each...

Bras. Who needs them? Certainly not large-breasted pregnant women in sheer tops....

Here’s Gisele Bundchen looking stupid while promoting her stupid shoes, stupidly. Think of an appropriately stupid caption. [Image]...

What happens when America’s foremost feminist icon and some gossip blogger get together in Washington D.C.? It’s up to you to tell us, because we’re too lazy / busy hating this world. Image via Gawker...

Caption “The View” host Elizabeth and her daughters at the premiere of “My Little Pony Live!” while you think about how to get us tickets for this thing, NOW....

Dita von Teese’s mom must had her when was, like, fourteen years old. Golly! We’re at a complete loss for words. So why don’t you go ahead, darlings, and try your hand at captioning Dita and her mom. Image...

Remember Jyoti Amge? Judging from the thousands and billions of comments left on that post, sure you do. Well we came across this picture of her and, because printing it out and pasting it above our bed would be...