Fresa Salvaje is more than a series of parties or concerts, creators Dulce Pinzon and Aldo Sanchez are quick to point out. Fresa Salvaje is an experience. Guanabee recently sat down with the two Mexican transplants to discuss music,...

We at Guanabee would like to announce that our survey has been closed and a winner of the $100 AmEx gift card has been chosen. We want to thank all of you for wasting six minutes of your life...

It’s Friday. We’ve been reading about celebrity cameltoes and listening to Ginuwine’s “Pony” on a loop, so. It’s been a pretty excellent day. We’re going to end it on an up note by celebrating a man who can make...

Finally, Friday is upon us. Time to run barefoot through fields of heather with an entourage of puppies and later wake up frothing at the mouth on some stranger’s rooftop. But, before we do, let’s take a little time...

Ok, poodles. This is just a little reminder to let you know we’re still taking a survey of your helpful suggestions and info, to help us systematically ignore you make sure you’re getting the Guanabee that best fits you....

Hey Guanababies, looks like we have a few questions/comments/suicide threats regarding our earlier announcement that Guanabee is going to the pink side. Change is always scary and we understand your trepidation, but without change we can never grow. And...

Guanabee recently chatted up Drunken Stepfather’s resident inebriated Mexican, Jesus Martinez, to discuss his life, his loves and the epic poetry that is his website. We learned he doesn’t actually care much about celebrities, he does not consider himself...

We were so caught up in picturing what the inside of Aliza Shvarts’ fridge might look like, what with all the protein she’s stored up, and if she had to make a conscious effort not to buy mayonnaise for...

Associate Editor Alex Alvarez takes a look at how nicknames among minorities work to keep a good gordita down and why you, shorty, shouldn’t take it anymore. Words, in and of themselves, are without power. Their potency comes from...

This week’s shout-out goes to a commenter who felt very strongly about the state of semicolons today, as should we all. And even though this person condescendingly referred to our outrage as “adorable,” as if we were some kitten...

Because either way you pronounce, be it properly or gringofied, “Quintana” has a sort of regal ring to it. This funny lil’ commenter rarely leaves comments, but still managed to produce two that had laughing. Or at least grimacing...

Well, children. It’s time once again to gather ‘round the computer screen, hold hands, and sing the praises of one of our lovely and talented little Guanababies. That’s right! It’s time for a shout-out. This week, we applaud la...

Hey bloggers and froggers! The Museum of Modern Art in Midtown Manhattan is featuring a new exhibit called “Design and the Elastic Mind.” That’s near rhyme! Right in the title! And, as if that weren’t reason enough to go,...

It’s a snowy Friday night in New York City and a rainy afternoon in Los Angeles and Guanabee is feeling horny. Sitting on your butt doesn’t get you any unless you’re Obama, 2008. So, like a bull about to...

Thank the little baby Jesus it’s finally Friday. We still haven’t fully digested that animal-style In ‘N Out burger we had last weekend, but the pile of already half-melted, dirty, snowy sludge on our fire escape makes us feel...

Hi babies. I’ll be in Los Angeles this weekend, hopefully contracting melanoma and doing things I will come to regret once the hangover wears off. If you have any suggestions for things I should see, do or take great...

Mark is a single, gay Cuban-American living in New York—a city some say is the toughest place in America to be single. After a few false starts, he’s finally ready to go out and meet the guy of his...

Well, it’s that time of the week again. We’re well into our fourth tumbler-full of Kool-Aid and Hypnotiq and, either because of despite that, we’re finding some of this week’s comments particularly hilarious. We’re particularly impressed by the quantity...

Every once in a while, we come across a candidate for our Commenter Shout-Out who brings with him or her the promise of making a POSITIVE impact on the world, who seems like he will make a difference, who...

They say that every little girl is a princess, but whenever we wear our tiara to our corner bodega to buy Diet Coke, gummy worms and Vagisil, people stare. And sometimes call the police, unaware that princesses are allowed...

Well the final hours of 2007 are winding down and you know what that means: nothing. Time is a construct of man. But let’s play along, shall we? Let’s take a look back at the seven glorious months since...

Well, Papa Guanabee is all set to announce the five lucky recipient of brand new, Motorola Razr2 cell phones this coming Monday. So, your time to impress him with your creativity is almost at an end. Hmm. End. Papa...

Papa Guanabee is sitting in his North Pole workshop corner bodega in Bushwick, giving his list a final once-over. Trouble is, he just spilled his morning 40 cafesito all over the damn thing, so now he needs you to...

Look, fact is, Papa Guanabee already knows whether you’ve been a nice or naughty Latino this year. He’s got a pair of high-powered binoculars and absolutely no sense of decency or remorse. So if you want to get something...

You know Chavez and Castro Noelia, that vixen, Tom Tancredo, so stupid, He must constantly be blitzen. But do you recall How to use a cell phone, at all…?...

Papa Guanabee wants to remind you that you’ve got one last week to send us your entries for our Motorola Razr2 giveaway. Just like we are pooing gold after having downed several shots of Goldschläger this past weekend, we...

Papa Guanabee is making a list, checking it twice, Trying to find out who’s naughty, who’s nice. Ella? Or Marco? Or Pocho Guey, from the North? Ponte? Or Mare? Will the good ones come forth? How ‘bout Smrtmnky? Or...

We are so freaking excited to begin our first foray into the world of sponsored content with the Papa Guanabee Razr2 Giveaway contest. Join us in the commercialism, won’t you? This contest is sponsored by our good friends at...

We love our readers. Love, love, love them like a fat kid loves falling off a branch into a muddy stream. And we love hearing from you guys, especially suggestions on how we can improve. That’s why we were...

As part of Guanabee’s continued commitment to charitable works, we are going ahead and adopting Guatemalan seven-year-old Neidy Elizabeth. Editors Daniel and Alex discuss their game plan:...

Exciting news! Guanabee is a nominee in The 2007 Weblog Awards! We bet your tacos are positively puffing with delight. We’re in the “Best Brown Blog / We Don’t Really Know What To Call This Category” Category and we...

Morrissey may have tried to steal Girl in a Coma from us, but we were able to elbow our way into having a little quality time with our three favorite comatose ladies before they opened for his Mozness at...

Hi, babydolls. I’m very excited to be a part of the glittering internet quinces that is Guanabee. As a Miami-born Cuban, my formative years smelled like agua de violetas, tasted of guayaba pastries and guilt, and looked a lot...

Today is Blog Action Day, where bloggers around the world unite to raise awareness about the environment. The organization behind it wants every blogger to “post about the environment in their own way and relating to their own topic.”...

Hey, kids. Do you dream of being a writer for Guanabee? Are you one of those smug little pains in the ass who enjoys correcting our grammar every chance you get? Well let’s see your writing chops! Guanabee is...

Guanabee is looking for a savvy writer to join the party. If you have an obsession with pop-culture, media, and gossip, and possess sensitivity for Latino interests, this job is perfect for you. In this position you will be responsible...

Wassup, bitches! I am thrilled to be part of Guanabee. Being born Puerto Rican means that you never know whether what you have is yours or how much is too much assimilation or whether to shun or embrace questionable...

Booyakashah. My name is Kat Fernandez and I am your new Associate Editor. I first decided to take this job because it means I can work from home and give myself as many pedicures as I please. But then...

In the cutthroat world of blogging, one day you’re on top and the next you’re yesterday’s news. So it goes as our former associate editor Carlos Nobleza Posas (who?) takes off for Spainy-er skies and we start anew this...

Feliz Cumpleaños a tí! Feliz Cumpleaños a tí! It’s a special day for all of us here in Guanabeeland; i.e., it’s Editor Cindy Casares’ Birthday! As you may or may not know, Cindy had a terrible accident a couple...

After reviewing Vanity Fair’s special Brazil issue yesterday we were inspired to take another look at Brazilian culture. We searched high and low on Google and Flickr to bring our readers the really, real Brazil. So without further ado,...

Guanabee is looking for a savvy writer to join the party. If you have an obsession with pop-culture, media, and gossip, and possess sensitivity for Latino interests, this job is perfect for you. In this position you will be...

Guanabee is looking for a savvy writer to join the party. If you have an affair with pop-culture, media, and gossip, and possess sensitivity for Latino interests, this job is perfect for you. In this position you will be...

It’s come to our attention that we have already offended some people (awesome!) with some jokes we made yesterday about Brazilian cowboys and their limited job choices in this country. We were actually called homophobic by one commenter. Now we...

Guanabee is live. Last Thursday’s launch party helped us get through that last push. And already we are reminiscing about all the good times we shared in that four hour span of eating spicy tamales, drinking delicious tequila, and...