Oh hi there, Friday. Back again, we see. Well. Don’t just stand there lurking. Come on in and join us in a healthy bout of self-loathing!
30 October 2009
23 October 2009
Guanabee Commenter Shout-Out: It Is Better To Have Loathed And Lost Than Never To Have Loathed Before
By Alex Alvarez at 5:30 PM.
16 October 2009
Guanabee Commenter Shout-Out: So Quit Stalin And Just Ask Her Out Already
By Alex Alvarez at 5:30 PM.
Well, this week’s just been all kinds of fun! We have two less teeth in our head, can’t drink because of meds that make us vomit and want to drink, and some fool-ass family did some stupid shit with a giant balloon.
9 October 2009
Guanabee Commenter Shout-Out: Keep Fuckin’ That Chicken, Papi
By Alex Alvarez at 5:30 PM.
What a lovely week it’s been. On the downside? Our wisdom teeth are eating our brain. Sad. :( On the plus side? VICODIN.
2 October 2009
Guanabee Commenter Shout-Out: New Crush Edition
By Alex Alvarez at 6:02 PM.
This week: Latino lovers and the Latinos who love them.
25 September 2009
Guanabee Commenter Shout-Out: Touchy-Feel Good Time We Love You Edition
By Alex Alvarez at 5:30 PM.
We’re in a good mood today. Don’t fuck it up.
18 September 2009
Guanabee Commenter Shout-Out: ANGRY HISPANIC EDITION & ALMA AWARD LIVEBLOG
By Alex Alvarez at 5:50 PM.
Hey, so speaking of the ALMA Awards, one of our earlier posts about the event got at least one commenter extremely riled up this week.
21 August 2009
Guanabee Commenter Shout-Out: Yes, But Was It Tossed?
By Alex Alvarez at 5:30 PM.
This week, we’re flipping eggs, splitting papayas, tossing salads, and coming up with food-related sexual euphemisms.
14 August 2009
Guanabee Commenter Shout-Out: Slim Pickins
By Alex Alvarez at 5:40 PM.
This week: Tempers, cowboys and polyester are hot.
31 July 2009
Guanabee Commenter Shout-Out: So ElloQuent
By Alex Alvarez at 5:30 PM.
It’s been a week of break-ups and shake-ups, like finding out that Selena possibly maybe made a sex tape. Luckily, we can take solace in knowing that, whatever happens, Levi Johnston will be sticking around.
24 July 2009
Guanabee Commenter Shout-Out: We’re All Mingling Bilingually On Your Lawn
By Alex Alvarez at 6:00 PM.
And so another week wraps itself up, walks out onto its front porch, tacks up a sign in order to alienate half the neighborhood, then sits in an empty wading pool with a shotgun in its lap, waiting.
17 July 2009
Guanabee Commenter Shout-Out: Screwin’ Immigrants Like You’re ICE, ICE Baby
By Alex Alvarez at 6:00 PM.
This is the week our commenters got us so hot that we… wondered why apartments in NY never have AC.
10 July 2009
Guanabee Commenter Shout-Out: First Meeting Of The Functionally Leotarded Beyoncé Fan Club Starts NOW
By Alex Alvarez at 5:30 PM.
This week we’ve got dry heaves over tired weaves and massages done with leaves.
26 June 2009
Guanabee Commenter Shout-Out: Whose Who’s Bad?
By Alex Alvarez at 6:15 PM.
In this installment: Moonwalkers, angels, sexy vagina chips and a lesson in being utterly insufferable.
19 June 2009
Guanabee Commenter Shout-Out: I Happened To Be A Personal Fan Of You, Guest
By Alex Alvarez at 6:30 PM.
This week’s shout-out includes boy wizards, glittery vampires and way too many Pringles.
30 January 2009
Guanabee Commenter Shout-Out: Roberto Bolaño’s Ghost Has Risen, And It’s All Melody Morales’ Fault
By Alex Alvarez at 5:30 PM.
This week, were visited by the ghost of author Roberto Bolaño - a mysterious spectre who haunts abandoned old homes, creaky stairwells, dark alleys and the ladies’room at Hawaiian Tropic Zone. OoOoOoOoooo!
Let’s get to know him a little better, shall we?
23 January 2009
Guanabee Commenter Shout-Out: Hats Off To Mikaela
By Alex Alvarez at 6:00 PM.
Well it’s been quite a week. Your humble Editor, Me, spent most of it dealing with a massive bruise and a neck injury thanks to an icy step and an overall lack of grace and coordination. Our hip is, currently, gray, yellow, purple, red and a particularly fetching shade of magenta. Perhaps colors we’ll soon [...]
16 January 2009
Guanabee Commenter Shout-Out: We Poked Latin-Princess On MyFace. Jealous?
By Alex Alvarez at 6:30 PM.
Wow, it’s been a long-ass week. We’ve had meetings, glitches to deal with, complete and utter strangers calling us “cumdumpsters” because they don’t like the new site design (Thanks?) and, to top it all off, we fainted last night in a Park Slope Babeland… right next to the giant dildo display. Of course. If we [...]
Guanabee Commenter Shout-Out: They’re All Dying To Get In There
By Alex Alvarez at 5:00 PM.
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As we look back on the week that was, let us clap our dusty, skeletal hands together for the enigmatic “Guest” who came up with this frightfully insightful comment.
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