MondayNovember032008

Lisa Castañeda, an arts and crafts enthusiast from Redondo Beach, decided to decorate her balcony for Halloween with a bloodied, hanging effigy of Barack Obama, complete with a butcher knife through his neck. She added a sign reading “NObama”...

ThursdayOctober302008

We all know that Halloween is the time of year when many women let their hidden whore out of the closet by dressing like a sexy police officer or sexy librarian or sexy butcher. But now it seems that...

WednesdayOctober292008

Hi trolls. I (Alex) am leaving to Savannah tomorrow, so I won’t be around for the next couple of days. But I wanted to make sure to wish you all (Well. Except those of you who never get my...

MondayOctober272008

Remember how, last year, everyone was breaking out in ‘hives as Amy Winehouse for Halloween? Cindy Crawford seemed to have missed out the first time and decided to go as La Guinehouse to Courtney Cox’s fancypants celebrity Halloween party...

WednesdayOctober222008

It’s always kind of fun to see how non-Latinos view us and there’s really no better time for it than Halloween - the only time of the year where one can dress in brownface or like a geisha or...

FridayOctober102008

We’ve missed La Pequeña ‘round these parts, what with her getting all depressed and naked over the resignation (and subsequent drowning?) of Hillary Clinton as the Democratic candidate. And then enacting her grief by stripping in public places. Sad....

ThursdayOctober092008

Tiny woodland creature Selena Gomez has been named the spokesperson for this year’s “Trick-or-Treat for UNICEF” campaign. Miley Cyrus is too busy posing in the shower with her pumpkins: “I am extremely excited to be this year’s Trick-or-Treat for...

TuesdayOctober072008

Halloween is coming up! Which means, of course, that it’s time to dress up a baby like something-that-isn’t-a-baby. Martha Stewart shared some delightful tips and ideas on how to dress up your sedated child like a pie. Or a...

WednesdayNovember072007

We know the good people of La Migra would never let racism influence their work. But no one said they couldn’t let it affect their play! Until now, that is. The Department of Homeland Security is under fire for...

WednesdayOctober312007

If last weekends’ costume parties were any indication, we’re going to be up to our eyeliner in Amy Winehouses this Halloween. That’s fine by us; we love Amy. She’s talented, crazy and knows where to get the good stuff....

WednesdayOctober312007

Tex-Mex’ bastard cousin, Chipotle Mexican “Grill”, is giving away free burritos on Halloween from 5 p.m. to 10 p.m. The caveat? You have to cover your fat ass in tin foil and dress as one. According to the Detroit...

MondayOctober292007

A phone survey conducted this week showed that people of color are less likely than White folks to let their kids go trick-o-treating. Hmmm….wonder why? A survey conducted by The Associated Press and Ipsos […] found 73 percent of...

TuesdayOctober232007

You didn’t think we’d let another week go by without checking in with our favorite furry friends in crisis, did you? This week, we discover the subtle nuances between cats and dogs. (Turns out cats are racist, while dogs...

ThursdayOctober112007

Back by popular demand (and by popular demand, we mean Cindy), it’s Petstumes! (We’re seriously thinking of trademarking that shit.) This time of year is the greatest time of year because you have socially sanctioned carte blanche to dress...

ThursdayOctober042007

In addition to dressing our pets, enjoying tequila-laced pumpkin latte eye-openers, and bingeing and vomiting candy corn, we are looking forward to dressing up for Halloween and scaring the shit out of little kids. So, we found the most...

MondayOctober012007

October, in addition to housing one half of Hispanic Heritage Month, is also the time of year when mature adults humiliate their pets by dressing them in ridiculous costumes. These so-called “petstumes” (so-called because we just called them that)...

WednesdayJuly252007

• A blogger we read highlights a t-shirt to explain how the milk man figures into Latino slang. Who knew graphic tees could be so cross-cultural? [Elenamary] • Bolivia’s deputy minister of small business says it ‘undignified’ that his...

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