2 November 2009

Fotopost: Jessica Alba Thinner Than Dora The Explorer, That Heifer

By Cindy Casares at 4:07 PM.

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Jessica Alba dressed as Dora The Explorer for Heidi Klum’s Halloween party. Her husband Cash Warren dressed as Diego, but no one cares.

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30 October 2009

Guanabee Commenter Shout-Out: They’re All Dying To Get In There

By Alex Alvarez at 5:00 PM.

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As we look back on the week that was, let us clap our dusty, skeletal hands together for the enigmatic “Guest” who came up with this frightfully insightful comment.

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A Look Back At Some Of Our Scariest Stories

By Cindy Casares at 2:44 PM.

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It’s Halloween weekend and we are in the mood to get scurred, so we’re looking back at the spookiest stories we’ve covered since we launched back in 1847. Come along, if you dare…

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Our Top Ten Scary Songs For Halloween

By Cindy Casares at 12:18 PM.

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We’ve got some songs for Halloween sure to stress you.

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29 October 2009

Mexican Man Costume Offends Shoppers

By Alex Alvarez at 4:00 PM.

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An Emeryville, California store displayed the “Mexican Man” costume featured at left, complete with multi-colored poncho, large sombrero and mustache. The outfit has offended some shoppers, who are calling it racist.

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Guanabee To Go: CuCu Diamantes At Highline Ballroom Tonight

By Alex Alvarez at 1:17 PM.

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CuCu Diamantes, she of Juanes’ concert for peace and, subsequently, she who was barred from performing at a Union City high school, is hosting a “Halloween Debauchery Cabaret” tonight at New York City’s Highline Ballroom.

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Horror Hotties: Five Vixens That Scare Our Pants Off

By Fidel Martinez at 9:20 AM.

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Halloween is great for many reasons. You can go liquor treating, dress up in whatever ridiculous costume you want without any social stigma, and in our case, we get to compile lists of women to stare at and share them with you. So without further delay, we present to you the five horror hotties that can scare us anytime.

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28 October 2009

Anygüey’s Guide To A Halloween Movie Night

By Fidel Martinez at 4:14 PM.

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We realize that not everyone likes to go balls to the wall liquor treatin’ for Halloween like we do. As a service to the hermits among you, we have compiled a schedule of some horror flicks to enjoy at home on the one night girls think it’s okay to dress like skankzilla.

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Octomom Lost Her Dignity, Not Her Sense Of Humor

By Nacomprende at 11:47 AM.

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27 October 2009

Güeys Of The World: Bearataurs, T2 Rap, Agassi Used To Do Meth

By Fidel Martinez at 10:28 PM.

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Orale güeys, check out these links from our homies. Today’s offerings include badass fictional animals, Charles Barkley being a hilarious mofo, and 25 hot celebrities and their even hotter Halloween outfits.

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26 October 2009

Celebrities Show Us The Top Five Things To Keep In Mind When Selecting Your Halloween Costume

By Alex Alvarez at 10:58 AM.

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Celebrities are looked to as a means of gauging what’s in style, as they have access to designer clothing that the rest of us can only either dream of or write about derisively for work. So why not turn to celebrities (and we use this term loosely) to show us plebes what to avoid this Halloween?

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Presenting The Cream Of The NFL Cheerleader Crop: Halloween Edition

By Alejandro Paz at 9:00 AM.

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So we’re nearing the halfway point of the NFL season and the cheerleaders are still looking sexy. Everybody knows Whoroween is around the corner and ladies are getting excited. What random occupation will they be a sexy version of? Check the pics.

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NFL Cheerleaders: Halloween Photo Gallery

By Alejandro Paz at 7:43 AM.

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23 October 2009

Guanabee Guide: How To Latinofy Your Hallogüeen

By Alex Alvarez at 2:48 PM.

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Halloween and Latino culture go together like Coca-Cola and croquetas - thanks to the influences of death and disease, colonialism and Catholicism, a lot of Latinos have grown up amid traditions and tales relating to death, the supernatural and all things macabre.

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19 October 2009

“Illegal Alien” Halloween Costume Stirs Up Controversy

By Alex Alvarez at 11:55 AM.

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Target and Toys R Us have decided to discontinue sales of the costume pictured at left after it received backlash from immigrants’ rights groups.

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4 August 2009

Dress Up Like Kate Gosselin This Halloween

By Alex Alvarez at 9:49 AM.

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29 October 2008

Happy Hallogueen!: Guanabee’s Top Costume Suggestions

By Alex Alvarez at 6:00 PM.

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22 October 2008

The RNC Has Spent About $150,000 Dressing Sarah Palin - You Can Look The Same For The Price Of A Wig And Glasses

By Alex Alvarez at 11:15 AM.

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