





Jessica Alba is a giver. Not only does she give us cinematic gems like Good Luck Chuck and The Guru, she also deigns to condescendingly and sarcastically guilt you into voting as part of a confusing campaign equating not...




As we reported earlier, actress Hayden Panettiere’s father, Alan, was arrested for allegedly hitting her mother during an argument. The incident has understandbly left us all hurt and confused but, luckily, Mario Lopez is on hand to help explain...




Formerly the world’s fattest man, our friend Manuel Uribe, went out for the first time in five months with the help of a forklift. That’s pretty much what it takes to get us to leave the house too, Manny....




Actress Hayden Panettiere’s new song, “Wake Up Call” is about 45% reggae, 55% totally boring. Also, “I think I’m going to have to cheat to keep your eye on me?” Healthy. LA store Kitson is dropping “The Hills” star...




Small forest-dwelling gnome and occassional actress Hayden Panettiere says she’s not a lesbian but if she were, she’d hook up with all the usual actresses all straight girls say they’d hook up with if they were gay: Hayden Panettiere...
