Ana Lilia Perez, another woman treated by Victoria de Albornoz who suffered lesions after surgery, has filed a suit of her own and claims she and Alejandra Guzman are not the only women who have suffered as a result of de Albornoz’s procedures.
21 October 2009
Female Stars Weigh In On Alejandra Guzman’s Butt Troubles, Share Horror Stories Of Their Own
By Alex Alvarez at 1:30 PM.
20 October 2009
Study Suggests Suicidal Latina Teens Feel Disconnect From Their Mothers
By Alex Alvarez at 5:52 PM.
Psychologist Dr. Luis Zayas’ five-year research, conducted using over 200 New York City Latinas, seems to favor the theory that these young women’s relationships to their mothers have something to do with the alarming statistics on Latinas and suicide.
13 October 2009
Maybe Alejandra Guzman’s Butt Doctor Is To Blame For Her Gross Affliction After All
By Alex Alvarez at 4:30 PM.
Alejandra Guzman’s ass troubles remain a mystery. And now it sort of sounds like she was injected with motor oil in a darkened alley. Let her folly be a lesson to you.
12 October 2009
Alejandra Guzman Has A Message For Her Fans While She Recovers
By Alex Alvarez at 5:41 PM.
Rockera Alejandra Guzman is still valiantly recovering from her bout with grossness, but has a message for her fans.
Are Cheap Bodegas To Blame For Your Fatino Babies?
By Alex Alvarez at 3:38 PM.
A new survey out of Temple University suggests that school children in Philadelphia typically spend about $1.07 on snacks at their local bodega, with their treats typically coming in at about 360 calories.
8 October 2009
Alejandra Guzman Hospitalized For Something Kind Of Gross
By Alex Alvarez at 2:20 PM.
Alejandra Guzman, singer and overall super fashionable person, has been taken to hospital to undergo treatment for an icky nodule on her lower back.
Japanese Company Sells Swine Flu-Resistant Suit. Ideal For Dates With Eddie Cibrian.
By Alex Alvarez at 12:47 PM.
If your swine flu paranoia has withered lately, perhaps it’s because you haven’t begun thinking about all that you’re not doing to protect yourself. How’s about a swine flu-proof suit?
6 October 2009
New Fast Food Restaurant Ban In South Los Angeles Won’t End Obesity, Says Ronald McDonald
By Alex Alvarez at 1:20 PM.
South Los Angeles recently implemented a ban on new fast food restaurants in an effort to quell obesity, especially in lower-income areas. However, one study says the ban won’t likely help South Angelenos drop inches from their waists or bacon-wrapped pork skins from their lips.
5 October 2009
Rudy Ruiz Wants To Put An End To Obesity, Little Fatinos
By Alex Alvarez at 4:26 PM.
Rudy Ruiz, who is smart and has great hair, believes the key to implementing healthier eating habits in young children lies not only in making healthy foods cheaper and more accessible, but in making unhealthy food more expensive and difficult to obtain.
2 October 2009
Paul Rodriguez Rushed To Hospital
By Alex Alvarez at 10:18 AM.
LATINO DOWN. LATINO COMEDIAN DOWN. Paul Rodriguez has been rushed to the hospital because his panza felt like it was exploding.
28 September 2009
Now That The Morning After Pill Is Available In Spain Without A Prescription, Some Worry Everyone’s Going To Be Out Sexing And Baby Killing
By Alex Alvarez at 2:28 PM.
Today marks the first day that the morning after pill is available in Spain without a prescription. This has some worried that Spanish teens will now fornicate all over their desks, throwing caution and condoms to the wind.
25 September 2009
Survey Says Latino Parents Most Likely To Get Their Kids Vaccinated For Swine Flu
By Alex Alvarez at 9:45 AM.
A new survey finds that many parents have no plans to have their children vaccinated for swine flu - also known as H1N1 or “hiney” flu - as flu season prepares to give us a reach-around.
22 September 2009
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9 September 2009
Samantha Clowe Dies After Dieting For Wedding Day. Can We Blame Bridal Magazines And Reality TV? And Latina Moms? Please?
By Alex Alvarez at 1:51 PM.
Samantha Clowe, 34, was consuming a mere 500 calories a day in order to get “respect at work” and to avoid being a “fat bride.” So can her story help brides-to-be to stop stressing out about being a size 6 now? Please?
German Ads Warn That Sex With Hitler Will Give You AIDS / Unbridled Pleasure
By Alex Alvarez at 12:12 PM.
A series of German ads set to run in anticipation of World AIDS Day is stirring up controversy by likening the disease to dictators with a penchant for murder / tacky art work such as Joseph Stalin, Saddam Hussein and, most notably, Adolph Hitler.
8 September 2009
Doctor, Beat It: Miss Australia Stephanie Naumoska Accused Of Being Anorexic
By Alex Alvarez at 3:33 PM.
No big, publicized beauty pageant can slowly fade into the annals of pop culture history without some idle speculation into the health and eating habits of a contestant or two. It’s your turn, Miss Australia!
3 September 2009
You Can Be My Baby: Black Brazilian Mother Has Three Albino Children
By Alex Alvarez at 10:35 AM.
A black couple in Brazil are the proud parents of five young children - some of which, much to the surprise of their neighbors, happen to look white, with light-colored hair, light eyes, and very pale skin. This is because a whopping three of their kids have albinism.
2 September 2009
Unwise, Latino: Eduardo Giraldo Thinks Latino Blood Is “Best”
By Alex Alvarez at 11:46 AM.
Eduardo Giraldo, a candidate for the 21st district city council seat in Queens, created a program in conjunction with Elmhurst Hospital Center focused on getting Latinos to donate blood. Hey, that’s great! Because, he says, Latino blood is superior to that of “Morenos” and “Europeos.” Hey, that’s… Mm.
Unwise, Latino: Eduardo Giraldo Thinks Latino Blood Is “Best”
By Alex Alvarez at 11:46 AM.
Eduardo Giraldo, a candidate for the 21st district city council seat in Queens, created a program in conjunction with Elmhurst Hospital Center focused on getting Latinos to donate blood. Hey, that’s great! Because, he says, Latino blood is superior to that of “Morenos” and “Europeos.” Hey, that’s… Mm.
