The Dark Knight made more money in one showing than anyone will ever donate to the starving children in Africa. Congratulations, Heath Ledger! [E!] Americans squeezed out more puppies in the past year than ever before, and yet, we’re...

A new TV documentary in England reveals that Heather Mills was, like every other person ever, once a prostitute. At least she didn’t have access to Movable Type: Kinky ex-call girl Denise Hewitt says she and Lady Mucca acted...

Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis are going to get married. But not to us, so it’s hard to give a shit. [Showbiz Spy] Sarah Jessica Michelle Gellar Parker Posey thinks talk of a sex doll in her image is...

The gloves are off across the world. • Chilean soccer players at the semifinal match of the FIFA Under-20 World Cup had a brawl with the Canadian cops cuz they lost to Argentina. Now that’s what we call international...