“The Hills” stars Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt claim they decided to elope on November 20 at a chapel near Cabo San Lucas. Mexican officials, however, say the ceremony was little more than an elaborately staged photoshoot for Us...

Anderson Cooper admitted to having a crush on “Desperate Housewives of Atlanta’s” NeNe. Then he giggled and said, “Ew! Totes jk.” Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag on Prop 8: “Heidi’s hair and makeup people are some of my favorite...

There wasn’t really much that was that was interesting about last night’s MTV VMAs, save for comedian and event host Russell Brand’s hair. It is full of mysteries and missing items, like Britney Spears’ relevance and MTV’s music videos....

Pope Benedict XVI paid a visit to Australia, much to the chagrin of one baby koala. [El Periodico] Watch this run-down of some of the best vocal performances by actors in movies. And then resume singing in front of...

God must be falling asleep on the watch or selling eight balls in Tampa because there is absolutely no way that Perez Hilton, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt can all set foot in a church without spontaneously going up...

Heidi Montag likes fashion, if fashion means imitating the plaintive wails of a cat in heat. [A Socialite’s Life] Oh, and Heidi and Spencer Pratt are planning to become the next “Posh and Becks.” Irrelevant and shiny? [Extra] Michelle...

Ashlee Wentz-Simpson is officially pregnant. With a baby, not a taco fart. [Friends or Enemies] Jose Luis Gonzalez of “Jose Luis Sin Censura” is the Hot Slut of the Day. [dlisted] Bill Murray’s estranged wife is accusing him of...

Caption Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt as they frolic about with Heidi’s mother in this completely spontaneous, unstaged photo op....

Kanye West is mad at “Entertainment Weekly” and would like to know why music critics would come to a concert in order to critique it. [Kanye Universe City] [ But he would like to advise you not to “believe...

Paris Hilton is now a skinnier version of Paris Hilton, looks more like a Penis Hilton. [The Sun] Uma Thurman’s alleged stalker is so emo. [NY Times] Britney Spears various wigs, Walgreens visits and Classic statues carved of Cheez...

What happens when America’s foremost feminist icon and some gossip blogger get together in Washington D.C.? It’s up to you to tell us, because we’re too lazy / busy hating this world. Image via Gawker...

The Fug Girls continue to be awesome by trying on, and then reviewing, clothing from Heidi Montag, this generation Susan B. Anthony’s, line of clothing for suburban tween prostitutes. Et voila. They’ve given us the most (only) entertaining story...

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt might get their own “Newlyweds”-type reality series on MTV. We can’t wait to see what Heidi is going to wear on “Divorce Court.” [Page Six] Speaking of boring newlyweds, Beyonce and Jay-Z recently got...

Mythical bridge guardian John McCain was on MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” to talk about, among other things, garnering the feminist hero vote from political pundit and “The Hills” star Heidi Montag. Host Joe Scarborough, ever helpful in reminding us that...

Heidi Montag, the girl on “The Hills” who isn’t Lauren Conrad or Audrina Partridge or that Other One, is apparently deeply honored that The New York Times’ Ginia Bellafante labeled her a “feminist hero” for not walking around everywhere...

Hey Internet Stranger! Tired of your eardrums? Why not have them brutally assaulted by the unique song stylings of “The Hills” hill-haver Heidi Montag? What? Hmm? We’re sorry; it’s hard to make out what you’re saying through the ball...

Giselle Bundchen takes back her promise to run down Broadway naked if the Giants won That Game Everyone Was Talking About Yesterday. Giselle talks? [Egotastic!] This is the expression Adriana Lima would wear if you asked her out. [A...

Lately we’ve been noticing this brownish dude in the background of all the club scenes on “The Hills.” We didn’t pay much attention until Spencer Pratt’s evil sister (is it odd that she looks exactly like his fiancée, Heidi?)...

Attention “hip urban Hispanics between the ages 18-34 years” MySpace and MTV are totally teaming up to bring you the 2007 Presidential Candidate Dialogues in Spanish translated streaming video. But, is it weird that 34 year olds need to...

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag of “The Hills” are teaming up with Taco Bell to raise awareness for World Hunger Relief Week. We have no words. [TMZ] Augusto Pinochet’s wife and kids have been arrested for embezzlement charges brought...