Hillary Clinton has reportedly accepted the position of U.S. secretary of state under Obama, which makes her fourth in line for the presidency. Nervous, Biden? [Reuters] Continuing the diversity love-fest, first Hispanic Presidential candidate, Bill Richardson, is rumored to...

Hazy reports are circling that Hillary Clinton (Remember? That woman-person who isn’t Sarah Palin?) is to be America’s Next Top Secretary of State. According to The Huffington Post, Clinton met with Barack Obama in Chicago last week, where he...

We’ve missed La Pequeña ‘round these parts, what with her getting all depressed and naked over the resignation (and subsequent drowning?) of Hillary Clinton as the Democratic candidate. And then enacting her grief by stripping in public places. Sad....

As was expected, Tina Fey did a fantastic job impersonating Sarah Palin last night on Saturday Night Live. With great writing on behalf of women everywhere, writers! This video sums it up for poor Hillary Clinton: she scratched and...

It’s no secret Oprah Winfrey loves Barack Obama. She’s had him on her show twice since 2005 (before he announced he was running for president) and has publicly endorsed him as her Presidential candidate of choice. Which is obviously...

We suppose in the town that makes “The Hills,” people have a hard time distinguishing the difference (and relative importance) between real life and reality television. Which may explain why the Los Angeles Times got television critic Robert Lloyd...

George Michael has no idea what Barack Obama will do to bring change to America should he win the presidential race, but that didn’t stop him from recommending the Senator pick Hillary Clinton as his running mate for ‘08....

One fourth of New York residents have herpes. Honey. [WCBS] Maybe if Patricia Fields had dressed Hillary Clinton in a tutu and roller skates, she’d still be in the race. [NYT] Jennifer Lopez is coming out with a line...

The New York Daily News delves deeper into comments United States Congresswoman Nydia Velasquez (D-NY) made yesterday at the New York congressional delegation conference call with Hillary Clinton regarding Barack Obama’s lack of Latino love. Her solution? He needs...

We always said we would cry if Barack Obama got to run for president because, hell, it’s a beautiful thing to watch a Black man overcome prejudice in this country. But now that the moment may well be upon...

This morning at 11:13 am our hearts skipped a beat when we read the Reuters headline which said: “Clinton will say Tuesday that Obama has enough delegates to secure Democratic presidential nomination: report.” Sweaty and panting and wanting to...

Well, we’re no closer to being put out of our Democratic primary misery after the Boricuas gave Hillary Clinton the win in (on?) Puerto Rico this weekend. The results, (Clinton earned 68 percent of the vote compared with Obama’s...

America has no problem electing a president who was too drunk throughout college to remember his cocaine problem, but when it comes to a woman presidential candidate, 2.8 seconds of hip swaying to an Enrique Iglesias song with an...

Senator Hillary Clinton has garnered the ever-important North Carolina “Evil, Old-Timey Villain” vote. Soon after this daguerotype was taken, the attractive young fellow on the left tied Hillary to nearby railroad tracks while cackling maniacally. He was last seen...

Designer Donatella Versace supports Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton, but would support her a little more if she would just do something about her clothes: “Hillary should wear Versace - a dress, not trousers,” the designer mused. “She doesn’t need...

Salt-of-the-earth immediately preceding a few dozen tequila shots Hillary Clinton won the Pennsylvania primaries last night, beating fancy Fleur de Sel Senator Barack Obama by 45%-55%: Network exit polls said Clinton’s margin of victory was built heavily upon her...

Last night on Stephen Colbert, there was a slight, raspberry-colored rash. There were also two surprise guests that look kind of familiar. One, a woman wearing some sort of helmet, in the clip above, and the other, some hopeful...

You might remember we posted a little item about Hillary Clinton doing shots and writhing naked on pool tables or whatever, but now there’s video, too. We take issue with anyone who says that Hillary is doing this to...

We’re voting Frickles Mudcat, but Hillary Clinton is far and away the candidate with which we’d most like to make regrettable, whiskey-soaked decisions. Cate Blanchett gave birth to her third son, Ignatius. We too hate babies, Cate. [People] Amy...

The Associated Press ran a story today about how poor Chelsea Clinton keeps getting asked about her dad’s affair with Monica Lewinsky while she’s trying to campaign for her mom. Inappropriate! But so is the headline and image they...

Ovary-filled American comedian Hillary Clinton has a secret; she’s sorry, but it’s true. America, she’s fucking Obama. And while this video provides ample fodder for “barebarack” and “Big O” jokes, we’re just not going to go there. Sorry. We’re...

While touring college campuses around the country as part of her mother’s campaign, Chelsea Clinton was asked about what, if any, impact Bill Clinton’s affair with White House intern and 90’s-era Trivial Pursuit answer Monica Lewinsky had on Hillary’s...

We’re indebted to dlisted’s Michael K for keeping us up-to-date with the goings and comings of La Pequeña, whom you might have remembered looking sexy as La Pequeña Amy Winehouse. This time, she’s made herself over as Hillary Clinton,...

Ain’t no party like a Hillary Clinton, Scranton, PA high school choir serenade party, y’all. [YouTube] Everyone’s mad at Geraldine Ferraro because she said Barack Obama is a black man. [New York Times] Vince Neil is shooting a reality...

Hey laaaadies! Guess what? Y’all totally pwned the Texas primary, constituting about 20% of the total votes, with Hispanic men at about 14%. Hmm. To what can we blame attribute this?: The surge in Latina voter participation in Texas...

CNN is projecting that Hillary Clinton has won the Texas Primary. Although the Texas caucus is still up in the air. Looks like a job for Super Delegates. [Image]...

Hillary Clinton seems to have won Ohio—though maybe not officially. Texas is still in a dead heat, but we happen to know that Cindy’s parents voted for Hillary, so that’s two votes for her. Vermont went to Obama and...

So who are you voting for, oh Latino Voter? John McCain? Ralph Nader? El scoff! Who are they, right? You’re only allowed to vote for audacious alleged Muslim Barack Obama or the ovary-having Hillary Clinton. Inspiration or substance? Who’ll...

Hillary Clinton’s incomprehensible “3 a.m.” ad had us clutching at the space where the children we don’t have our supposed to be sleeping and trying to get Matchbox 20 out of our head for like two hours. Thankfully, parody...

Sports gambling and betting information site, OffshoreInsiders.com released a report today that says Barack Obama will take Texas, Hillary Clinton will win Ohio and David Archuleta will be crowned America’s next Idol. Tell us something we don’t know, gamblers!...

Mark your calendars. Well, yesterday. Go back in your time machines and mark your calendars yesterday as the day that Eva Longoria single-handedly lost the Texas Latino vote for Hillary Clinton by publicly claiming her support for the presidential...

Wednesday, San Francisco’s crazy, liberal, hippie publication Beyond Chron published an article by Matt Gonzalez criticizing Barack Obama. The next day, Ralph Nader announced Matt Gonzalez as his running mate. Coincidence? Of course not! But he did raise some...

Ahhhhh, the inevitable cheesy photo montage music video finally has risen. Above, the video of the already popular song, “Hillary, Hillary Clinton” Mexican Cumbia song. A special treat to the person who can guess how many times actress America...

Nothing says to Latinos vote for a candidate like a catchy Mexican Cumbia song named after them. To set the mood for the Texas primaries the Clinton camp has released a spicy concuction of Latin beats and lyrics arranged...

The Smoking Gun is reporting that Jose Antonio Ortiz (pictured) of Pennsylvania got into a physical fight with his brother-in-law after his brother-in-law told him that Barack Obama is crushing Hillary Clinton in the primaries. We understand! But then...

At the recent Democratic debate in Austin, Texas, journalist Jorge Ramos (swooooon!) asked audacious presidential hopefuls Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton how they felt Fidel Castro’s resignation would affect U.S. policy towards Cuba. And they were like, “Horny.” JK!...

Sr. Corporal Victor Lozada-Tirado was killed after losing control of his motorcycle. Lozado-Tirado was escorting Hillary Clinton’s motorcade to a campaign rally in Dallas, Texas: Sr. Corporal Victor Lozada-Tirado was reportedly leading Clinton’s procession when he lost control of...

This week, CNN finally sat down to talk to some Junior Leaguers in Ohio (like everyone was waiting for!) about the real issue dividing Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton supporters. That being which of the following you consider more...

Patti Solis Doyle, Hillary Clinton’s former campaign manager with fabulous hair and a mega-watt smile, told reporters that, no, she totally wasn’t discarded like the raspita at the bottom of a pot, to put Latino-ly: On Tuesday, the campaign...

Still not sure who to vote for in the coming presidential election? Obama’s really cute, but Hillary’s got those nuts of steel. Then again, you’ve always wondered what it’s like to be a Log Cabin Republican? Well, flounder no...

Experts might think Hillary Clinton’s got the Latino vote in the bag, but that doesn’t mean she’s not willing to pull out all the stops to make sure you, Easily Impressionable Latino Voter, support her. We’re not sure, after...

What is a super delegate? Why doesn’t anyone in America understand how the electoral process works? Have we moved forward in this country at all since it was mostly populated by illiterate farmers? Once every four years, as presidential...

Yesterday, Hillary Clinton fired her campaign manager, Patti Solis Doyle, who, as you may have cleverly deduced from the name tucked safely away between two, White-Or-Perhaps-Ethnically-Ambiguous-Monikers, is Latina. And she replaced her with someone who is Black. And Not...

Hillary Clinton is more than a New York Senator or the candidate who seems most likely to have a shot at becoming the first woman president. (Besides James Madison, we mean. SUCK IT, MADISON.) She’s also one of the...

As you know, we’ve been giving the fact that Barack Obama has fallen behind Hillary Clinton amongst Hispanic voters a lot of thought. And although we have no problem admitting that there are some rather old-fashioned views about African-Americans...

With all the talk surrounding Jennifer Lopez, we forgot that Christina Aguilera’s given birth to some twins of her own. She even took them with her to vote. [dlisted] Pago Pago goes gaga for Hillary. [Politico] Is Morrissey even...

Gawker is now on the “media bandwagon” about Latinos (and Asians!) not trusting Blacks. Even going so far as to post a video clip from Do The Right Thing. Cuz Spike Lee never exploited a woman, right Rosie Perez?...

Miami Cubans ignore Rudy Giuliani over a rousing game of dominos. [New American Media] Ten undocumented Mexican and Guatemalan immigrants are caught during a traffic stop. In Peru, which is a nice change. [WANDtv] Hillary Clinton is your amiga....

So by now you’re probably well aware of all this hugger-mugger over whether or not Latino voters are willing to vote for a Black candidate. As you may recall, we were a little skeptical as to the veracity of...

George Lopez is mad that Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton have somehow forgotten to ask him to campaign on their behalf. We’re upset Ron Paul never responds to our love letters: Top Latino funnyman GEORGE LOPEZ has lashed out...