John McCain’s new campaign ad, known as “God’s Children,” is supposedly designed to lift the public perception of Latinos in the U.S. However, it seems to have backfired just a bit. He states, for example, when addressing a crowd...

The Pew Hispanic Center has come out with a list of statistics on Hispanic women, and it would seem we’re, for the most part, pretty hard-working baby-makers - especially those of us born abroad: Hispanic women generally, both U.S.-born...

A informational brochure entitled “¡Hazte Cargo de tu Salud!”, distributed by the Weight-control Information Network (WIN) hopes to excitedly yell various health and diet tips in the general direction of fat, Hispanic teens: “WIN’s goal is to provide Hispanic...

Not only are you shoveling deep fried chocolate marshmallow butter balls down your babies’ throats, Awful Hispanic Parents, you’re also going to kill your children by not making them wear seat belts: The National Latino Children’s Institute reports that...

Hispanic groups have asked Texans to boycott a Houston rodeo “livestock show” because they’re a bunch of whiners they think it doesn’t feature enough Hispanics and are upset that a Tejano band is not taking center stage: Among complaints...

Your big, fat, stupid kids might be that way because they’re bombarded with images of delicious foods on Spanish-language TV stations and not because you buy them nothing but deep-fried Cheetos dipped in fudge: Spanish-language television is bombarding children...

Barack Obama’s campaign has a new series of Spanish-language ads that will debut on Texas radio stations and highlight how Obama is poor! And hardworking! Just like Latinos: The theme of the ad is that Obama is speaking to...

Young Latinas are more likely to attempt suicide than girls from other ethnic groups, according to a new study released by the Center for Disease Control and Prevention: The Washington Post on Tuesday examined the issue of suicide among...

Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama are really sinking their teeth into their respective election campaigns, especially when it comes to the Latino Democratic vote and especially when those teeth are being sunk into delicious, beefy tacos: Senator Hillary Rodham...

Election time is upon us once again and, with it, comes a reminder that you, gentle reader, are nothing more than a mass of labels and numbers on a page. You’re a Latino, babyface. And that means nothing, ultimately....

Scientists have discovered that Hispanic women are more likely than patients of other ethnic or racial(ized) groups to have a cancer-causing mutation on a certain gene. Tell us why it sucks to be brown, Dr. Brown: “This is brand-new...

According to a study, Mexican Americans are more likely to become heavy drinkers and have alcohol-related health problems because of a particular haplotype (cluster of genetic stuff), labeled “H6.” Wait, give us a second to adjust this Moonshine IV...

An Arizona radio station, 1190AM, is protesting the official police description of a man known as the “Chandler Rapist,” which lists the man as “Hispanic, 28 to 40, 5-feet-6, muscular, with a mustache and black hair.” Mayra Nieves, VP...

The Hispanic Heritage Month “celebrations” have a lot of us confused and angered, but perhaps not as angry as bloggerican Liza Sabater from Culture Kitchen. In a recent entry on her blog, Liza hates on the use of the...

San Antonio Express-News readers are up in arms about the paper’s recent decision to fire its conservative, Hispanic cartoonist with a 20-year tenure while keeping its liberal one. The character who gets the can along with him? Nacho Guarache,...

In light of news that Coldplay’s upcoming release carries a pre-meditated “Hispanic theme,” we present the album review—headline and all—that we imagine some dweeb at a weekly alternative paper would write if he were possessed by Guanabee. (It’s the...