18 November 2009

Robin Hood Foundation Helps You Feed A Needy Family This Season

By Cindy Casares at 4:51 PM.

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If you’re looking for a way to redeem your soul this holiday season, (and we know you are, dear reader), Robin Hood Foundation is an easy way to start.

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17 November 2009

Fotopost: Ronaldo Is A Caganer

By Cindy Casares at 10:56 AM.

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It’s not Christmas in Catalan until the caganeres come out and this year’s hottest celebrity pooper is Cristiano Ronaldo.

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2 November 2009

Ten Things To Do With Your Leftover Halloween Candy

By Cindy Casares at 6:43 PM.

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There are tons of causes that will make good use of your leftover sweets and help you feel better about yourself in the process.

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28 July 2009

Happy Peruvian Independence Day!

By Alex Alvarez at 3:41 PM.

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14 July 2009

Happy Bastille Day!

By Alex Alvarez at 10:31 AM.

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19 June 2009

Things Our Fathers Said That Made Us This Way

By Cindy Casares at 6:00 PM.

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Dads–they say the darndest things. Your Guanabee staff has gotten together to recall some of the more memorable pearls our respective fathers have shared over the years. What? You thought we pulled these mamadas out of our asses? No! This took years of proper breeding.

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Guanabee’s Latino Father’s Day Cards!

By Cindy Casares at 3:26 PM.

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Just in time for Father’s Day, we’ve got the culturally appropriate cards you’re looking for.

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2 June 2009

Happy National Leave Work Early Day!

By Alex Alvarez at 4:21 PM.

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11 May 2009

Happy “Eat What You Want” Day, Losers

By Alex Alvarez at 10:13 AM.

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8 May 2009

Mother’s Day Cards From Guanabee

By Cindy Casares at 5:15 PM.

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Don’t know what to get your mom this Mother’s Day? Fear not, we’ve got you covered with these topical cards that always make you look like a winner to your mother.

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5 May 2009

President Obama Wishes You A Happy Cinco De Cuatro

By Cindy Casares at 8:22 AM.

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4 May 2009

Guanabee’s Ultimate Cinco De Mayo Swine Flu Party Planner

By Cindy Casares at 12:02 PM.

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Never ones to ignore the big, fat pig flu in the room, Guanabee has pulled some friends together to create a cinco de mayo party guide in light of the recent swine flu outbreak in Mexico.

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13 April 2009

Fergie Broke The Microphone At The White House Easter Egg Roll

By Cindy Casares at 11:13 AM.

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Your 2009 White House Easter Egg Roll kicked off moments ago with the National Anthem sung by Fergie in her best Christina Aguilera faux-octave warble. But when Barack Obama tried to say a few words directly after, the mic suddenly didn’t work. It’s like Fergie’s halitosis broke it!

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6 April 2009

Guanabee’s Easter Dinner Menu Includes Cascarones

By Cindy Casares at 3:00 PM.

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Every major holiday, we like to take a look at the various ways Latinos celebrate, but at Easter, it seems, you guys are kind of lame. Except for Tejanos who, in addition to bbq-ing outside, crack cascarones (confetti eggs) on each others’ heads. 

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26 March 2009

White House Easter Egg Roll Tickets Available Online. Someone Tell Mayor Grose!

By Cindy Casares at 12:02 PM.

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Your prez is handing out tickets via the internet to the annual White House Easter Egg Roll for the first time ever! Right now, shitloads of bobo parents are jamming up the world wide web trying to get tickets in hopes their child will strike up a friendship with First Kids Malia and Sasha Obama.

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