William Levy, who is an actor with a penis, is set to make it big! Oh… Haha. That was awkward. Sorry. William Levy, actor with penis, is set to make it veiny, pulsating and purplish by starring in a...

Hey remember the character of Puppet from American Me? What about Chuco from Boulevard Nights? Yeah, us either, but apparently some people in that part of the world do. Fifty one-year old actor Danny De La Paz, who played...

Oh, poo. No one wants to go halfsies with Hugo Chavez on Danny Glover’s new film about Haitian patriot Toussaint L’Ouverture. Remember the sweetheart deal that’s been in the making since last summer? But Danny doesn’t think it’s because...

The desire to telegraph a great deal about a character in a short amount of time can leave a writer open to using cultural stereotypes. It’s human and we all do it. But so is shitting our pants when...

Guillermo Del Toro was on Jimmy Kimmel last week on the occasion of the premier of Hellboy II in Los Angeles. First of all, we love his accent. He really is a Mexican! Secondly, he shared with Jimmy that...

PSA alert! Because there are no Latino, Arab or Black actors in Hollywood, all roles as minorities will helpfully be portrayed by White people in this, the “Summer of Brownface.” Or, in the case of Mike Myers in The...

Alisa Valdes-Rodriguez (pictured at left) dropped us a line yesterday to let us know she posted a new video blog, (or “vlog” if you’re nasty), on YouTube regarding the status of The Diry Girls Social Club movie script. That...

Little Weeble Frankie Muniz has announced he’s leaving his Hollywood home to focus on his racing career in Arizona. The public responds with a tearful, “Who?:” The former Malcolm in the Middle star,22, is uprooting and moving to Arizona...

A new cartoon classic is set to meet the same fate as The Cat in the Hat and Fat Albert before it. Nickelodeon has seen fit to greenlight a live-action version of Dora the Explorer for a television movie...

Spanish shoe designer Manolo Blahnik, who we had always deemed at least partly responsible for the mind vomit that was “Sex and the City,” is actually kind of awesome. In an eccentric-Spanish-shoe-designer sort of way: “Who are these dreadful...

We didn’t manage to watch the entire SAG Awards last night, but we did turn it on in time to see Daniel Day Lewis, who won Best Male Actor, go into a ten minute diatribe (really! they don’t cut...

What the fuck’s going on with the Writers Guild of America strike? We don’t know, but it’s on TV like every fucking day. Which is why we thank God for the DVR. Who knew people that write such terrible...

Tired of another Wednesday night spent singing into your hairbrush in front of the bathroom mirror? Us either. But we suggest you left coasters check out NaCo Nights in Hollywood anyway. Because people will gossip less if you drink...

The race is pretty close in most of the embarrassing head-to-heads. Noelia is beating Quinceañeras by a nose (or is it another body part???) for Worst Attention Whore, People en Español holds more of the people’s ire than Perez...

El Dia de los Muertos is a Mexican holiday that celebrates the lives and the memory of those who have passed on by spilling Bufi Limon sauce all over your grandmother’s gravesite and eating a human skull made of...

Matea Gold, the television beat reporter for the LA Times enlightens us with her most recent article about television auditions, “A joint casting call speaks to them”. Them being you. Gold delves into a “crazy” phenomenon that’s taking place...

60 Mexican firefighters crossed the U.S. border to help manage the ravaging fires in Southern California, but quickly steered back once they realized the fire was creeping on their side too. At least somebody’s going back to Mexico. [KESQ]...

A blogger points out that the title for this new horror flick “P2” translates literally into “Pe-Dos.” That’s either very clever or very juvenile. Either way, we approve. We can’t wait to see how this is marketed down south....

Our girl America Ferrera who keeps it so real she is still living in a common apartment with a common window unit facing the common street is being forced by her network execs to accept the fact that she...

Ricky Martin got his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame yesterday and all the screaming girls turned out: Mary, Nellie and Rod Stewart (apparently). Says World Of Wonder staffer Steven Corfe: When Johnny Grant, honorary Mayor of Hollywood,...

Last Saturday we attended an advanced screening of the film “Things We Lost in the Fire” from Danish director Susanne Bier and starring Benicio Del Toro (who looked very Che at the screening, no doubt from production on his...

In an interview with Details Magazine, Ben Affleck shows no love for JLo and the tabloids for, supposedly, ruining his career. Affleck says: What happens is this sort of bleed-over from the tabloids across your movie work. You go...

Gay leaning Towleroad makes an interesting observation about our friend A.C. Slater today: Like clockwork, every few months Mario Lopez decides to come out from his hiding place and run around the beach in Santa Monica. Here’s his fall...

Patrick Mallucci, pervert London scientist, will “research” pictures of celebrity women and compile images of the best looking breasts in Hollywood. He claims his work will help plastic surgeons create the perfect looking breasts when clients come a knocking....

As we reported earlier, Mel Gibson, actor, director, Jew-hater, DUI-offender and all-around loony has decided to pack his bags and bring his tit name-calling ways to peace-loving Costa Rica. The new Gibson estate, located in the Guanacaste region, is...

Non-homosexual Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez met privately yesterday with homosuspicious actor Kevin Spacey. According to the AP: Neither Spacey […] nor Chavez spoke to the press after the nearly three-hour encounter in the presidential palace in Caracas. They shook...

Thanks to the loving outpour of comments from you readers last Friday (many amusing, some apprehensive, and one even preachy), we’ve confirmed that the naked photos circulating around the internet last week do feature the Latina character from the...

By no stretch of the imagination were we the only blog who yesterday posted this photo that may or may not feature a naked Vanessa Hudgens, the 18 year-old actress who plays the token Latina girl in both “High...

Weeks ago we came across the following catcall from Overheard In New York, and didn’t find it funny nor worth publishing. But, in light of a recent event fucking the fashion magazine world, we figured it now merits mention:...

How in the world is America Ferrera making it in Hollywood despite not being white or thin? That is the question Glamour seeks to answer in their latest issue. Sure they call her a bombshell and praise her for...

What better way to play mind games with the baby’s mama of your boyfriend than lavish their newborn with extravagant crap before he does? Two days before her man—New England Patriots Quarterback, Tom Brady—got around to it, Gisele placed...

The poor man’s George Lopez will host the poor man’s Emmy’s on September 8th at Los Angeles’ Shrine Auditorium. Carlos Mencia, who is most well known for not being funny, will host the 2-hour television special to be broadcast...

News today of two of our favoritest people in the world suffering ill health. First Bo Didley is in “serious” condition in a Florida hospital after suffering a heart attack. The 78 year old legendary blues singer and guitarist...

It’s tough to decide which is less surprising about the first mainstream, Spanish-language film Hollywood has geared towards U.S.-residing Latinos in recent memory—the fact that we and many other entertainment media had no idea it existed until today, just...

Bushwick, Brooklyn-born actor Rick González admits to fulfilling one of our favorite stereotypes—A Latino from the hood who’s a mama’s boy? You don’t say!—by sitting with his mother and his grandmother at the New York premiere of gangster schlockfest...

Buried somewhere in the cast of an upcoming Kevin Kline flick about south-of-the-border sex trafficking called “Trade,” actress Kate del Castillo imparts some wisdom to those studs among you who wanna rope in classy, single Mexicans like her: We...

• Beyond the Barrio Lite: ‘Obama Slut’ swings to Hillary Clinton’s camp. Seems those 15 minutes were just about up. [TMZ] • A former model for J. Lo’s clothing line is the love interest in a mindless Jason Statham...

A recent post on DeputyDog about the worst movie accents of all time is conspicuously lacking in any mention of bad Spanish accents, but the comments board got us started on a pretty good list of our own. We...

Jamie Foxx has landed the lead role in “The Soloist,” a movie about the rapport built over the course of twelve newspaper articles between a burnt-out Jiulliard violinist living on the streets of Los Angeles and L.A. Times columnist...

A tipster dear to our heart pointed us to the following quote in today’s New York Post, from the mouth of everyone’s favorite Spaniard actor whose credits include both Zorro and Puss In Boots: My real name’s Jose Bandera....

Not happy that a bunch of sick kids were hogging the spotlight at a recent cancer-fighting fundraiser, Eva Longoria shared some earth-shattering news with the media: she and Frenchie husband Tony Parker plan to raise whatever children they pop...

We should’ve known what we’d be getting into by reading an article outta the Latino section of the New York Daily News, but its headline of “Guapos wanted” appealed to our egos. (Or made us retch. We can’t remember...

The tasty quarter-Puerto Rican, quarter-Cuban actress at left hasn’t earned a full-on mention here yet, so we figured news that she snubbed Hollywood’s dorkiest evil genius was an appropriate way to welcome her. Rosario Dawson said during an interview...

Boy, oh, boy are we excited to see that take-no-guff actress Michelle Rodríguez has written a new message to her fans on her official website. Reading like an acid-induced religious text at times and a teenage diary entry at...

Bloggers have called out Mexican channel Televisa for censoring over 25 seconds of a broadcast of instant classic “Y Tú Mamá, También,” even after prime time kicks in. (You know it’s serious when they prompt you to write the...

Venezuelan President Hugo Chávez and über- liberal actor Sean Penn got to meet yesterday at the capital’s Miraflores presidential palace. (Why are crazy people always the ones with juicy celeb stories?) The private, two-hour audience they held segued into...

Not too long ago, we warned you about the clumsy example of Latina empowerment rounding out the rainbow of prostitutes-in-training behind “Bratz: the Movie.” (The chica’s name is Yasmine, and guess what: she sings!) In light of the movie’s...

Everyone’s favorite jet-setting actress / clothing designer (ha!) Michelle Rodríguez has joined the cast of futuristic action flick “Avatar.” (Not even IMDb has this shiz up, so we pretty much consider this a scoop.) The mindless, mega budget project—director...

The reviews are in and it’s clear the Hector Lavoe biopic, “El Cantante,” starring Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez, is not going to win any Oscars. It could, however, get into the Guinness Book Of World Records for being...

• Hollywood residents have agreed to put their pigeons on birth control. Next up? Their Mexicans. [L.A. Times] • We’re officially a week into the 20th anniversary of the release of “La Bamba.” Richie Valens has yet to join...