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As if you even needed a reason to check out Cristiano Ronaldo looking like a greasy (albeit sexy) chicken drumstick on crutches. We think we have those shorts. Anyway, here he is posing demurely at the Christian Audigier store...

Apropos of absolutely nothing but your horny editor, here’s a pic we just found of young Prince Harry taking time to bro around with fellow soldiers while on his Afghan detail earlier this month. Just like real people! You...