Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez, smartest man in the world, has proposed a thoughtful new measure for conserving water: No more Miley.
27 October 2009
Hugo Chavez Will Manipulate Clouds To Make Rain, So Please Stick To Three Minute Showers, Ok?
By Alex Alvarez at 11:20 AM.
6 October 2009
Family Guy Is The Latest Thing Banned In Venezuela
By Alex Alvarez at 5:41 PM.
Hopefully Venezuelans are as tired of shows with overweight, oafish husbands telling their hot wives about how some thing reminds them of this other, totally random thing featuring an 80s movie reference as we are because Family Guy is the latest Thing Banned in Venezuela.
5 October 2009
25 September 2009
Hugo Chavez On Larry King: “Bush Ruined Everything”
By Cindy Casares at 9:58 AM.
Hugo Chavez was on Larry King Live last night where he called his host “Larrry De Keeeng!” and proved he’s no fresa by otherwise not speaking English. He also may have made out with Courtney Love, we’re not sure, and he answered every paranoid, American suspicion Larry threw at him, point for point.
24 September 2009
FotoPost: When Huey Met Jowly
By Cindy Casares at 9:21 AM.
Hugo Chavez cozies up to Courtney Love at the New York Film Festival Premiere of South Of The Border which took place last night.
21 September 2009
Jimmy Carter Calls Hugo Chavez “Increasingly Random”
By Cindy Casares at 11:38 AM.
Former president Jimmy Carter continued with his Fuck It, I’m Old Now And I’ll Say Whatever I Want campaign by sitting down with Colombian newspaper El Tiempo to dish on Hugo Chavez.
11 September 2009
We Called It: Hugo Chavez And King Juan Carlos Forgive & Forget That Whole ¿Por Qué No Te Callas? Thing
By Alex Alvarez at 10:47 AM.
Hugo Chavez, King Juan Carlos of Spain and Prime Minister José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero met recently, putting that whole “¿por qué no te callas?” thing behind them. We wonder whether they discussed The Simpsons…
9 September 2009
Hugo Chavez Pimps His Oliver Stone Doc At The Venice Film Festival While Closing Down TV Stations Back Home
By Cindy Casares at 1:27 PM.
Hugo Chavez, who became president of Venezuela in an effort to one day be a movie star, has finally realized his dream. Oliver Stone’s documentary about the man and his enormous impact on South American politics, South Of The Border, premiered at the Venice Film Festival this week.
28 August 2009
15 August 2009
Hugo Chávez And FARC Wish Fidel Castro A Happy Birthday
By Alex Alvarez at 1:57 PM.
Former Cuban President Fidel Castro, who is not dead, celebrated his 83rd birthday this past Thursday. He received heartfelt birthday wishes from such esteemed friends as Hugo Chávez and FARC.
14 August 2009
Hugo Chavez Passed Five New Laws Last Night
By Jack Tomas at 5:33 PM.
Hugo Chavez just passed a crap load more laws designed to make him more powerful and lead him ever closer to what he really wants to do: conquer South America.
13 August 2009
Hugo Chavez Wants To Ban Golf And 10 More Things
By Jack Tomas at 3:59 PM.
Hugo Chavez hates golf. He says it is an evil bourgeois sport of the elite classes. Hugo hates a lot of things. Let’s look at the ones he wants to get rid of in Venezuela.
4 August 2009
Dictator Groupies: Lina Ron Tear Gassed A TV Station For Hugo Chavez
By Jack Tomas at 7:04 PM.
Thirty Venezuelan pro-Chavez militants stormed the office of a rival TV station in Caracas and tossed tear gas inside, led by this crazy slag.
22 July 2009
Chavez Family Rules Barinas Province Through Greed And Fear
By Jack Tomas at 4:37 PM.
Hugo Chavez’ family rules over their home province of Barinas like feudal land owners who amass huge fortunes while allowing rampant crime to go unchecked. Their people live in fear and hopelessness. Socialists, eh?
8 July 2009
Get To Know Your Dictator: Hugo Chavez
By Jack Tomas at 12:41 PM.
Hugo Chavez is the biggest star in Latin America since Menudo, and it’s easy to see why. But who is the man behind the goofy shit eating grin?
7 July 2009
Bienvenidos Al Club
By Cindy Casares at 10:30 AM.
A sign at a Honduran solidarity rally in Caracas, Venezuela seems to imply that hanging with Hugo Chavez will get you robbed one way or another.
30 June 2009
The Consensus Is That Honduras Has Fucked Up With Their Coup And Made Hugo Chavez A Winner
By Cindy Casares at 3:42 PM.
