WednesdayMay142008

The Washington Post has identified over 250 cases in which the government injected detainees scheduled for deportation with antipsychotic drugs - without medical necessity. Curious that all these cases have occurred since 2003, which just so happens to be...

TuesdayJanuary152008

ICE officials are attempting to deport over 200,000 criminals who are doing illegal things in this country… illegally. Their goal is to identify, and subsequently deport, unauthorized criminals currently serving time: The effort to speed the deportation of foreign-born...

WednesdayJanuary022008

Jaime Avyar, a sixteen-year-old Mexican boy living in Tulsa, Oklahoma, was used by ICE (Immigration and Customs Enforcement) as bait to capture and deport his entire family. The boy was stopped at a makeshift checkpoint and detained for not...

MondayDecember172007

Immigration and Customs Enforcement, or ICE, recently raided a tamal factory and deported twenty-one workers in an operation called “Operation Beanie Roast” “Operation Tamale:” Apparently making tamales is a job that many Americans want. Monday in its continuing effort...

WednesdayNovember072007

We know the good people of La Migra would never let racism influence their work. But no one said they couldn’t let it affect their play! Until now, that is. The Department of Homeland Security is under fire for...

TuesdayOctober162007

The frequent, random, Migra raids have gotten so bad lately that even the cops are complaining —and they’re the kings of questionable practices: LONG ISLAND officials protested when federal agents searching for immigrant gang members raided local homes two...

ThursdaySeptember132007

• A new bill in Venezuela proposes to limit choices for newborns’ names to a list of 100. Hugo Chavez won’t be content until he has his constituents tied up like this. [Ed. Note: NSFW!!] [New America Media] •...

ThursdayAugust302007

A Texas native with the same name and birthdate as an illegal immigrant was arrested Sunday, then threatened with deportation. Alicia Rodríguez spent the night in jail, and was told the following morning that la migra was coming to...

ThursdayAugust232007

3 years and $7.5 million dollars in the making, it’s the Border Patrol Uniform Makeover!!! (Pictured is a ‘before’ shot.) Tired of drowning in the Rio Grande cuz your Batman-esque utility belt weighs you down? Fret no more, now...

TuesdayAugust212007

As our farewell to America’s hottest IILF (Illegal I’d Like to Fuck), we want to fan the flames of the Elvira Arellano media big top as it comes crashing down. Translation? We’re linking you to a song three Chicago...

TuesdayAugust212007

With all the recent press coverage on illegal immigrant Elvira Arellano’s deportation, we couldn’t help but notice her very beautiful bone structure. Could this have something to do with why her story was America’s most talked about illegal immigration...

MondayAugust202007

Given that the estimated number of undocumented immigrants in this country varies from 7 million to 12 million to 20 million depending on who you talk to, the Census Bureau probably takes pride in its constitutional mandate to count...

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