Hey, illegal aliens in South Texas! Here’s hoping there are no deadly hurricanes down there this summer because, according to the Border Patrol, no one’s evacuating your wet backside out of there: Anyone who is not a citizen or...

It’s funny how you can be combing the newswire thinking, “I’ll never find a story. I’ll never find a story.” And then a headline with the name, “Super Mojado” just pops up out of nowhere. And you think, “It...

Looks like intense hatred is a turn on for some people. Like whoever posted this creative card online for all the world to see. A tipster found it on Post Secret, the site that lets you (duh) post a...

It’s a well-known fact that Guanabee commenters are among the most opinionated, the smartest, the sexiest and the most supple on the internet. Well, except Marco. So we always feign interest in what you, our readers, have to say....