WednesdayNovember192008

Due to recent discussion of less-recent events, Guanabee would just like to re-remind all readers to be safe while using the Internet. Not only should exposure to the Internet be moderate, but readers should also use protection. As people...

WednesdayOctober152008

Oh God. The rest of our work day is going downhill from here now that we’ve found “Palin As President.” It’s going to be all posts on Selena Gomez coloring unicorns from here on out, kittens. Anyway, “Palin as...

ThursdaySeptember252008

We received a letter from one of our readers about some inconsistencies over at that bastion of journalistic integrity, TMZ. Apparently, they practice a double standard when it comes to dealing with hateful comments on their site. Writes Lorena,...

WednesdaySeptember242008

We’d seen Blingees all over our BFF 4eva’s MySpace pages and always wondered, out loud and in a harsh whisper, “How do they get those!” Well now we know. “Blingee” allows you to upload the sexiest picture you’ve taken...

WednesdayAugust272008

The next time you annoy the rest of us by sharing pictures on Facebook of your stupid baby being mesmerized by a piece of string, you might actually be saving its life. A woman named Madeleine Robb noticed a...

FridayAugust222008

Feeling a little too productive? Tumblr, Twitter, Facebook, Pandora, MySpace, YouTube, LinkedIn, Last.FM, Vimeo, LiveJournal and obsessive blog refreshing not enough to distract you? Well, friend, that’s why the internet has brought you Project Playlist, a Facebook and MySpace...

MondayAugust112008

Do you look back on all the time you were Rickrolled by a cubicle mate and sigh fondly, while laughing, which is nearly impossible? Then, oh friend, do cultivate a hobby of some sort. Or jump on this meme...

FridayAugust082008

We’ve all dreamed of looking like Jessica Alba, and some of us have even spent hours in front of the mirror pouting in our best imitation of her. (Ha! Not us, of course.) Well, here’s some good news for...

MondayAugust042008

As a parent, you are completely responsible for molding little Usmail or L’Tina’s grasp on the world and protecting from all the evil inherent therein. Evils like, say, the internet or, more specifically, a future in blogging. Fortunately, there’s...

MondayJuly142008

What do you regret most? Is it taking up smoking? Never taking up knitting? Something you said? Something you didn’t? That second (and third and fourth) helping of chilaquiles? Shaving off your eyebrows in high school so you could...

MondayJuly142008

That blissful time in which you could breezily comb the interwebs for a discreet and professional person to shoot your significant other in the face is soon to be in the past, if the Mexican police have their way....

WednesdayJuly092008

If you’ve ever taken a break from creating collages of Selena Gomez’s feet long enough to Google “I hate Miley Cyrus,” you’d have noticed about 74,100 hits, effectively making Miley about as hated as Adolf Hilter on the internet....

TuesdayJune172008

Gawker is asking you to come up with a new racial slur for white folks. We were going to submit “tasty fetish object riding a tractor in overalls and nothing else, calling us a ‘Mama’ in a Southern drawl...

ThursdayApril102008

After posting video footage of the beating she endured, we’ve been fairly overwhelmed by the outpouring of support for Florida teen Victoria Lindsay from all you concerned and outraged grammatically-challenged creative spellers out there. One reader, Fawn, would like...

WednesdayApril092008

Sure, “Stuff White People Like” was an amusing diversion while waiting for an Xtube video to load but, as with anything even remotely clever or enjoyable, it was soon run into the ground by people who don’t realize that...

FridayApril042008

Because having two MySpace accounts (your actual one and your “I use this to talk to skeevy pervs named ‘T. Bone’” one) isn’t enough, MySpace has launched MySpace Latino, currently in Beta version. Spicy networking for the Latino in...

TuesdayApril012008

The premiere issue of Latino magazine launched last week with an article about who among us is using the internet. But first things first: Can we please put a moratorium on magazine titles with the words Latino or Hispanic...

MondayMarch312008

A study conducted online showed that, not only do people who take online studies do a lot of other things online, but that English-speaking Hispanic women, specifically, were most likely to watch streaming video. But not “steaming video,” which...

MondayMarch312008

In an effort to sell more stuff to cater to women between the ages of 25 to 54, Yahoo Inc. is set to launch a new site called “Shine.” Because a 25-year-old and a 54-year-old all have the same...

ThursdayDecember062007

Associate Editor Alex Alvarez, whilst innocently perusing the internet for used furniture and an ego boost, stumbled upon a world in which Latinas were lusted after by strange white men with $60 dollars in their pockets and devious intentions...

MondayDecember032007

The Charlotte Observer today published an “article” that reports how Latinos are stepping out of their bamboo huts and using computers to, like, email and stuff. The article is exploding with unheard of revelations about Latinos and technology, while...

ThursdaySeptember272007

Nine years ago, in Mountain View California, a couple of computer geeks started an internet search engine company that has slowly and insidiously turned into the lifeblood of an entire industry. Whether you like it or not, Google owns...

MondayJune042007

How long before MySpace becomes as passé as AOL? Perhaps when your abuelita can read it. Enter MySpace En Español. Now the site you're completely over in English is translated into Spanish, too. Which makes for a strange read...

ThursdayMay312007

In Latin America you can date someone for months before finally planting a kiss, and maybe, maybe getting to squeeze a little butt-cheek. So it makes sense that young Latin Americans seem to be exploring their sexuality on a...

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