Hello, my name is Ana. Or “Anastasia Hinojosa” if you prefer pretentious Mexican names (I know I do). I’m the third Columbia University alum to join Guanabee, and I’m very excited and thankful to Guanabee for the opportunity to...

Hi, I’m Camilla Rowan and I’m new here! I know Daniel only hired me as a contributing editor to keep affirmative action off his ass, but I’ll take what I can get in this cruel world of oppression against...

Oh my God, you guys. We are so totally excited about our new, little brother site Machochip because it’s going to have pictures of hot, sweaty athletes without shirts. Wait, Machochip says that’s homo shit and to shut up....

Booyakashah. My name is Kat Fernandez and I am your new Associate Editor. I first decided to take this job because it means I can work from home and give myself as many pedicures as I please. But then...