Eduardo Verastegui’s IMDB page says he’s saving himself for marriage. [Intersections] Barack Obama went on The Daily Show last night to talk about his infomercial which overtook every major network last night. We want him inside our White House,...

Although this poster might look as if its letting you know this is an ok area for checking booty calls from exes in front of your girlfriend, it’s really a warning against taking upskirt photos on Japanese public transportation....

America’s most tech savvy chola tells us how the iPhone helps her do her job. Also, can we get her to knock off Ask A Mexican? Earlier: iPhone coverage on Guanabee...

This just in from the interwebs: Geraldo Rivera and Fox News, those sniffer-outters of scandal, are looking for folks burned by the sudden Apple iPhone $200 price drop. Says a Craigslist ad: This is no joke, I am looking...

• Cindy Adams’ review of the iPhone sounds like your parents trying to work the VCR. [Cindy Adams, New York Post] • The government’s refusal to listen to border dwelling Americans about not building a wall is forcing them...

• During a blackout, the glow of several cell phones help Argentinian surgeons finish an emergency appendectomy. This new light source approved over old generator system.[The Latin Americanist] • Children march in St. Paul, MN to challenge the deportation...

• Twenty-six pages on why Alberto Gonzales shouldn’t resign written by, who else? Alberto Gonzales. [MSNBC] • Hugo Chavez will kick your foreign ass out of Venezuela if you criticize him. Guess we should forget about hiring that Associate...

We hired a Mexican to stand in line for it. We risked the wrath of Whoopi Goldberg for it, but how has life with the iPhone changed us? For the better, we think. (Click to enlarge the image.) iPhone coverage...

Many of you have written in wondering what happened to poor, little Juan Manuel, the Mexican who waited in line all day last Friday for our iPhones. Did he get them? (Duh.) Did he pee his pants? How was...

It’s the end of the greatest day in the history of the world—iPhone day—and we at Guanabee are happily snuggling up to our new iPhones thanks to our good friend Juan Manuel who agreed to stand in line for...

Okay, it’s officially iDay and everyone’s quit their jobs to go stand in line at the Apple store. But for those few people who are still at work, (and those of you waiting in line with your laptops), this...

• Christina Aguilera’s voluptuous, possibly-milk-engorged, Latina boobs overtake China. [TMZ] • Taco Bell reminds us of the ugly girl in high school who uses her dad’s credit cards to buy popular friends she secretly thinks are bitches. [TMZ] •...

We’re hearing rumors that two dudes were already lined up at a Manhattan Apple Store yesterday to get their hands on this decade’s Messiah, the new iPhone, which comes out Friday. We personally want one, but are going to...