Monkeys Yat-chan and Fuku-chan work at a tavern in Japan, where patrons pay them in soy beans. Soy beans which will eventually end up in their food, if you’re picking up what we’re putting down. [Daily Mail] Brangelina’s tiny...

LOLitas! Apparently, the Lolita style is a burgeoning trend among New York City girls who are opting out of wearing those same fucking little bubble-hem dresses and gladiator sandals all over SoHo while working in media jobs and drinking...

Beauty! It’s something you can never accomplish, you crusty hag, without the use of complicated gadgetry, ever-evolving techniques and millions of dollars spend on products like face cream made from the ejaculate of endangered albino sea turtles. Hence, the...

Although this poster might look as if its letting you know this is an ok area for checking booty calls from exes in front of your girlfriend, it’s really a warning against taking upskirt photos on Japanese public transportation....

It’s happened to all of us. You hit a mid-afternoon lag and find yourself rummaging through the contents of your refrigerator for something to shove into your gaping maw. “If only,” you murmur, tentatively sniffing a carton of milk...

“Geisha facials” are probably less sexy and just as gross as you might envision - and, for a little time only, 100% more racially problematic! Geisha in Japan, according to someone, would rub nightingale droppings on their faces in...

La Orquesta de Luz is a Japanese salsa band. And what more do you need to know, really? Go ahead and have some arroz con salsa for breakfast. Yes, it’s vaguely racist. But we think the awesomeness of this...

The fountain of youth, it turns out, spouts with pig placenta. And this article will tell you how it works to make you young and beautiful. Yay!: Ever wonder why it is that Japanese women are so beautiful? Ever...

Hard Gay is a TV personality in Japan and in our hearts. He goes around Japan (and, in one episode, Las Vegas) doing good deeds. In this installation, he helps a little bespectacled boy get over his dislike of...

In light of recent news that a night of adulterous and illegal intercourse with a stranger only set former New York governor back a mere $3,000 an hour instead of the ludicrous $4,300 - $5,000 that was widely reported,...

Just what you need to go with those penis cushions you bought last month— a boobie baby. From Japan, where the kink comes from, this little cutie is called Funwari Milk-chan. That means “Fluffy Milk” in Japanese and she’s...

Princess Masako of Japan has become the subject of hatred for many Japanese tabloids after photographs were taken of her dining out at an expensive Mexican restaurant. And you thought Britney Spears had it tough: They are grainy, indistinct...

Chilean Senator Guido Girardi has compared the Japanese government’s insistence of whale hunting for scientific purposes to Nazi scientists’ experiments on humans during World War II: “The Japanese should not be the Nazis of the present time; only the...

(Guanabee peeks its nose out from behind the kitchen to see what the rest of the world is up to.) We’ve heard of air guitar and even air guitar competitions, but this is a new one for us. Air Sex....