Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem are not allowed to whisper thweet nothings into one another’s ears and date happily as they jump from country to country. Unacceptable! Everyone must get married, NOW: Penelope Cruz and recent Oscar winning actor...

Director Francis Ford Coppola has replaced Javier Bardem with a more vagina’d actor because he felt a certain scene in his upcoming film, Tetro, would work better with performers of the opposite sex: Coppola said his rewrite of the...

Jessica Alba smiles, Devil stocks up on Old Navy fleece jackets. [PopSugar] For his birthday, Kevin Federline got a load to the face. [A Socialite’s Life] Sienna Miller is engaged to a sheepdog. Or Rhys Ifans. We can’t really...

Inspired by David Hernandez and Diablo Cody, no doubt, US Weekly has compiled a special slide show of celebrities with stripper pasts. Because celebrities are just like us! Amongst the carnage is none other than award hoarder Javier Bardem...

Justin Timberlake apparently plays him own damn self in his upcoming movie with Jessica Alba, The Love Guru. [Daily Mail] Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem: Not just a fling! Because no one introduces a fuck buddy to their parents,...

Because Britney Spears hasn’t fallen labia-first out of a car lately and Angelina Jolie has yet to poop out another baby, people are still writing about Javier Bardem’s stupid Oscar-winning haircut. It’s a historical and cultural touchstone, didn’t ya...

Oscar-winning hairstylist Paul LeBlanc is responsible for the haircut that propelled No Country For Old Men star Javier Bardem into “Best Supporting Actor” status: “It’s a very big day,” LeBlanc said from his studio Monday. “It reminds me of...

Javier Bardem became the first Spanish actor to receive an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor. Bardem, who won for his role in No Country For Old Men, took the opportunity to, once again, remind everyone how awful his...

Well The Oscars, not unlike a cold sore, struck us full-force once again and this year’s was probably among the most boring ever. Jon Stewart is no Billy Crystal or Steve Martin. Raising one’s eyebrows while looking uncomfortable does...

Last night, on America’s most important election night, it was interesting to note that not one American actor took home an award. Best Actor: Daniel Day-Lewis Best Actress: Marion Cotillard Best Supporting Actor: Javier Bardem Best Supporting Actress: Tilda...

Moss-gathering Rolling Stone, Keith Richards, thinks Amy Winehouse needs to “get her act together.” Sounds like our favorite chola is going to have to cut a bitch. [Reuters] Salma Hayek will suffocate you in her bosom if you try...

Scarlett Johansson joins her Vicky Cristina Barcelona co-star, Javier Bardem, to re-enact a scene from Alfred Hitchcock’s Rear Window in the “Hollywood Issue” of Vanity Fair. Nice try, Johansson, but you can’t fool us! You think pairing up with...

Spanish actor Javier Bardem was apparently so embarrassed by his haircut in No Country For Old Men, that he developed depression. And we’re developing Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder just reading about this: Bardem, who is a favourite to win the...

Woody Allen surrounds himself with more beautiful actresses than is fair for a man who looks like a very tiny, bespectacled penis by working with both Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz in the upcoming Vicky Cristina Barcelona, which was...

We didn’t manage to watch the entire SAG Awards last night, but we did turn it on in time to see Daniel Day Lewis, who won Best Male Actor, go into a ten minute diatribe (really! they don’t cut...

Bill Clinton fell asleep during MLK III’s speech yesterday. New York Post avails itself of obligatory “Clinton has a dream” yuk, yuk. [New York Post] If you’re still into sweaty hippies and loud music, the Coachella lineup was announced...

Spanish actor Javier Bardem took home the Golden Globe Award for “Best Performance By An Actor In A Supporting Role In A Motion Picture And Then Some More Words To Make This Even Longer” for his role as serial...

Spanish actor Javier Bardem has taken home the New York Film Critics Circle Award for best actor for his work as Anton Chigurh in No Country For Old Men. Did you know such an award existed? Do you care?...

Spanish actors and alleged co-habitators Javier Bardem and Penelope Cruz were spotted bathing in the azure waves off Brazil. How romantic. We’re sure our invitation to join them has just gotten lost in the mail. Today in New York:...

Spanish actors Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem are rubbing their jamón, jamónes together in Penelope’s West Hollywood home. Aw, good for you, Penny. It’s nice to have a man around the house, isn’t it? Who else is going to...

The Golden Globe Awards nominations are out and it looks like some of our favorite artistes are up for awards: BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A MOTION PICTURE JAVIER BARDEM –NO COUNTRY FOR OLD...

Penelope Cruz received an award at last night’s Spanish Institute’s Gold Medal Gala, held in New York City. Our invitation probs got lost in the mail. While she swathed herself in yards of electric blue fabric and a big,...

Director, writer, actor and daughter-marrier Woody Allen is shooting his latest film in Barcelona with Spanish actor Javier Bardem. The film allows Allen yet another opportunity to try and fool audiences into thinking attractive women, like Scarlett Johansson and...

A celluloid version of Gabriel Garcia Marquez’s Love in the Time of Cholera opens in theaters November 16! Excited? No? Ok. But, come on, its directed by Mike Newell, who did “Four Weddings and a Funeral” and “Harry Potter...

Remember when we posted news of Penelope Cruz delaying a flight from Newark to Barcelona because she suffered a panic attack and deplaned? The “Volver” star denies that was the case, saying she left only because other passengers did...

The latest issue of Entertainment Weekly is another fancy float in the growing parade of top 100 lists patched together by entertainment media and judged on Guanabee. (Remember when Rosie Perez appeared in the 96th greatest American film of...