Anderson Cooper admitted to having a crush on “Desperate Housewives of Atlanta’s” NeNe. Then he giggled and said, “Ew! Totes jk.” Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag on Prop 8: “Heidi’s hair and makeup people are some of my favorite...

SNL is getting two new lady-people to join the cast. And, surprise! They’re both White. [NYT] Anne Hathaway’s ex, Raffaello Follieri, is not having a good time in prison because, among other things, the toilets are dirty. We say...

If recent rumors are to be believed, Jennifer Aniston’s womb is spilling forth with the beginnings of a troll for which John Mayer is partially responsible. She’s apparently got back together with John and his stroke-face after discovering she...

Angelina Jolie says her children adapt easily to moving so often and that she is going to adopt another hobbit-troll. Her dress in this clip is also really nice. Tea Leoni and David Duchovny have separated and it’s not...

David Duchovny has entered rehab to treat a sex addiction. “XXX Files” jokes begin… Now. [People] His wife, Tea Leoni, might be having an affair with Billy Bob Thornton. Monogamy? More like monotony. [ONTD] Vice President Cheney is such...

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi were married over the weekend in LA. Anne Heche, meanwhile? Still irrelevant. [BBC] A little friendly advice? Don’t ever date John Mayer, even if his dick is made of candy and rainbows. He’s...

Female Kevin Costner, Jennifer Aniston, is planning her dream wedding to John Mayer. All’s he has to do now is propose… [OK!] Is former porn star Jenna Jameson pregnant? With something other than a giant queef bubble? [Page Six]...

Nestor Carbonell plays the Latino mayor of Gotham City in The Dark Knight. God, what we’d give to be his Latina intern. [IMDB] Jennifer Garner is pregnant again! She’s giving birth to a gigantic yawn. [Us Weekly] Britney Spears...

Jennifer Aniston is staying as a guest in Gloria Estefan’s home while she shoots a movie in Miami. And that’s about as interesting as Jennifer Aniston news gets. [Hissip] Paparazzi act like 14 year old girls in the pages...

Public St. Valentine’s Day pillow fight in San Franciso! Haha fun! Yeah, we’ll sit this one out. On our boyfriend’s face. [Yelp] Armed men robbed a flower vendor just in time for Valentine’s Day. Because it’s pretty hard to...