Tired of getting no attention, our girl Jennifer Lopazz showed off her nipples to the paparazzi last night whilst out for a drive with husband Skeletor.
24 June 2009
19 June 2009
2 June 2009
Marc Anthony And J-Lo’s Relationship Proves Latinos Are Pretty Much Unmarryable
By Alex Alvarez at 2:17 PM.
There is always drama going on at the Lopez-Anthony household. Someone’s always throwing up on a cashmere dog or whatever. The latest rumors have Marc ad Jennifer fighting over Marc’s desire to have J-Lo become a stay-at-home mom.
1 June 2009
So-So Effort: Conservative Talking Head Compares Sonia Sotomayor To J. Lo.
By Alex Alvarez at 3:45 PM.
Conservative blogger Debbie Schlussel penned a predictably well-reasoned post on the fact that Barack Obama simply chose Sotomayor because she is just like Jennifer Lopez. Is it because they both enjoy eating the still-beating hearts of orphaned babies while howling at the moon?
29 May 2009
27 May 2009
What J-Lo Can Do To Get Her Reality Show Spot Back From John & Kate Plus 8
By Cindy Casares at 11:30 AM.
The death of Jennifer Lopez’s reality show idea for TLC, about the behind-the-scenes of a perfume launch, (wow, paint drying), should surprise no one. But what put the nail in the coffin, apparently, was John & Kate Plus 8’s record-breaking season premiere on Monday.
22 May 2009
12 May 2009
Jennifer Lopez’s New Song, “What Is Love?” Leaves Us Wondering
By Cindy Casares at 12:15 PM.
“What Is Love?” the new track from Jennifer Lopez has hit the internet and it’s aiight if you like that sort of thing.
11 May 2009
Jennifer Lopez’s Daughter’s Lumpy Head Inspired Her To Do Charity Work
By Alex Alvarez at 5:45 PM.
When Jennifer Lopez’s twins were three weeks old, she discovered a lump on her daughter Emme’s head and she was inspired by the experience to help sick children. Luckily for her, this decision is also proving helpful for her image.
Why Jennifer Lopez And Christina Milian Nude Photo Rumors May Be True
By Alex Alvarez at 9:45 AM.
Miss Info claims that neither Cassie nor Rihanna’s nude photos was released by accident, and that there are plenty more photos of naked celebrities to come. Or, well. “Celebrities.” Specifically, Jennifer Lopez, Jamie Foxx and Christina Milian.
27 April 2009
Three Things Jennifer Lopez Can Do To Revamp Her Diva Image
By Alex Alvarez at 12:00 PM.
Jenny from the Block™ isn’t a lost cause - we know that deep down, underneath the extensions and mink eyelashes and lip reduction surgeries, she’s still the same Fly Girl. Here are three tips on how she can reclaim her fan base without further alienating her public.
25 April 2009
E. V. Oh. No: Jennifer Lopez Talks About Her Babiez, “Baby “Daddy” With Rachael Ray
By Alex Alvarez at 10:29 AM.
Jennifer Lopez stopped by the set of The Rachael Ray Show and Rachael, subtle and demure as ever, asked the Latina star if husband Marc Anthony was a good “baby daddy.”
23 April 2009
Jennifer Lopez Is A Comemierda, Says Chef Ricardo Cardona
By Alex Alvarez at 2:30 PM.
Chef Ricardo Cardona was hired to work Marc Anthony’s 376th birthday party and the experience led him to conclude that Jennifer Lopez is kind of a terrible person. This is terribly shocking and upsetting.
8 April 2009
Jennifer Lopez’s Wigs Have A Room Of Their Own
By Alex Alvarez at 2:30 PM.
Ever wonder why Jennifer Lopez’s hair always looks so perfect and completely unlike the dark curls she rocked as a fly girl? It may be because La Lopez has a vast collection of expensive wigs, quite possibly crafted from the locks of Marc Anthony’s hapless victims.
30 March 2009
Jennifer Lopez Reveals Her Latest Incarnation In Japan
By Alex Alvarez at 3:00 PM.
Jennifer Lopez has always been something of a style chameleon, but her latest incarnation - apparently that of a Japanese teen - has inspired snickers from critics. Jennifer debuted her new look at a Samantha Thavasa store in Tokyo.
Jennifer, you see, is but the latest in a string of annoying celebrities (Paris and Nicki Hilton, [...]
27 March 2009
Jennifer Lopez Gets Felt Up At The Airport
By Alex Alvarez at 1:00 PM.
Jennifer Lopez went to the airport, like a commoner, instead of zooming around in her glittery purple Scientology spaceship. And what does she get for her trouble? The embarrassment of getting felt up by airport security in front of TMZ’s cameras.
17 March 2009
Vanity Fair’s West Side Story Photo Spread: Now With Latinos!
By Alex Alvarez at 2:41 PM.
Vanity Fair enlisted photographer Mark Seliger to help demonstrate that, no matter how old-fashioned the movie version of West Side Story may seem, no modern incarnation can even come close. Especially if it contains the mediocre and insipid, albeit very pretty, fake cast in the magazine’s photo spread. Hi, J-Lo.
12 March 2009
Jennifer Lopez Sued Over Monster-In-Law
By Alex Alvarez at 6:00 PM.
Sheri Gilbert, a North Carolina woman with no sense of shame, is suing Jennifer Lopez, Jane Fonda and others over the script for Monster-in-Law. Gilbert alleges the script for the major motion picture was similar to one she wrote in 1998 about issues with her own mother-in-law.
