Small forest-dwelling gnome and occassional actress Hayden Panettiere says she’s not a lesbian but if she were, she’d hook up with all the usual actresses all straight girls say they’d hook up with if they were gay: Hayden Panettiere...
Jessica Alba has posed as Drew Barrymore, Mia Farrow, Janet Leigh and others for Latina magazine, and now she’s posing as Charlie Chaplin in the pages of Allure magazine. Alluring! She also sexily talks about how much she resents...
Jessica Alba will stare your ass down while some annoying song plays in the background and you. Will. Like it! She’s created a stare-off as part of her fiancé Cash Warren’s site, IBeatYou.com which allows people to waste time...
Yesterday, while many were distracted watching porn at work while figuring out a way that Happy Hour could technically begin at 10 a.m, the brilliant minds at Maxim were busily compiling their list of the “10 Hottest Mexican Women”...
Humanitarian and noted thespian Jessica Alba spent some time handing out baby items to pregnant teen cholas at the Nellie M. Blanding branch of Thomas Riley High School in Los Angeles. The school is especially designed to cater to...
Bras. Who needs them? Certainly not large-breasted pregnant women in sheer tops....
A good chunk of Latinos made it onto People magazine’s nauseating “100 Most Beautiful” list. Among the lovelies are Eva Longoria and Tony Parker, as well as Jessica Alba and Cash Warren, because couples are essentially one person. Also...
Jessica Alba handed her baby shower guests some corny-ass bracelets with the instruction not to remove them until her womb troll pops hopefully brownily into the kind of world where people expect everyone to care about their own dumb...
Jessica Alba and her hopefully brown womb troll had a celebrity studded baby shower this weekend, and Kim Kardashian, she of the urine-soaked sex tape, was in attendance. Because why not?: Some of Mama Jessica’s friends and family descended...
Jessica Alba is due to have a girl that she plans to name “Honor.” At least, according to one blabbermouth friend: Jessica’s friends are snapping up gifts for the Fantastic Four star’s baby shower, which will be thrown by...
Actressish individual Jessica Alba took a terminally ill little girl shopping in Beverly Hills for the Kids Wish Charity Network. Which sounds like the Make a Wish Foundation, except a failure: A shop insider said: “Jessica got a chance...
Did you know Cash Warren, Jessica Alba’s fiancé, has a job other than being Jessica Alba’s fiancé? It’s true! Cash has created a social networking group called “IBeatYou” in which users compete against one another in different contests. Above,...
Jessica Alba smiles, Devil stocks up on Old Navy fleece jackets. [PopSugar] For his birthday, Kevin Federline got a load to the face. [A Socialite’s Life] Sienna Miller is engaged to a sheepdog. Or Rhys Ifans. We can’t really...
It appears that Jessica Alba and company won’t be returning to the theater in a third installment of the Fantastic Four franchise. Probably because the whole thing was a fantastic bore. Guys. Shut up. It’s Friday. Chris Evans, who...
Alleged virgin Adriana Lima is on the cover of GQ’s “Love & Sex” issue. “Lies & Untruths” was deemed a less marketable theme. [Hollywood Rag] Anderson Cooper revealed on his show’s blog that he had a cancerous mole removed...
A new Cheetos campaign called “The Orange Underground” teaches you, through a series of easy-to-follow videos, how to be a complete and utter asswipe. [YouTube] Will Smith insists he and wife Jada are not Scientologists. They’re just weird. [Rush...
Looks like Jessica Alba and her The Love Guru co-stars, Justin Timberlake and Mike Myers, might be coming under fire for offending Hindus. Paramount Pictures is conducting a test screening for a few Hindu leaders to see whether they...
Mike Myers made a funny at Jessica Alba’s expense when the two presented a peek at their upcoming movie The Love Guru. And then Jessica Alba was all like “Haha. NOT!:” The “Austin Powers” actor was in the house...
Eva Longoria got a diamond necklace from Mario Lopez and now our abuelita is finally convinced she’s suelta. [Daily Mail] Jessica Alba’s romantic shotgun wedding might be this weekend. [Lossip] Literally everyone we hate most in the world stays...
Jessica Alba likes to eat ham and cheese sandwiches, but only if they’re in the form of a croque monsieur in a Parisian café. She’s tres fancy and shit. [MySpace] Shhh! Don’t tell Adriana Lima that bras go under...
Justin Timberlake apparently plays him own damn self in his upcoming movie with Jessica Alba, The Love Guru. [Daily Mail] Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem: Not just a fling! Because no one introduces a fuck buddy to their parents,...
Jessica Alba totally almost ate it backstage at the Oscars but, curiously enough, photographers didn’t give a shit because they were too distracted by Cameron Diaz’s luminous beauty: Writing on her website, the 26-year-old Latina said that she is...
Jessica Alba had a tough childhood of large boobs and being liked by boys. Spending most of junior high writing goth poetry in Marble notebooks while listening to Orgy is infinitely more fun: Jessica Alba knows the trauma of...
Jessica Alba decided to skip on the post-Oscar festivities in favor of chomping down on some big ol’ greasy burgers. Allegedly: Pregnant Jessica Alba ruled the red carpet in her purple strapless Marchesa gown at Sunday’s Oscars – where...
Jessica Alba was asked about the recent rumor that she’s pregnant with not one, but two babies who will be brown and fluent in Spanish. She responded by beating the “Extra” correspondent with her shoe: On the red carpet...
Ever wonder what Jessica Alba would look like crossed with Christina Aguilera? No? Well, sucks for you, because here she is. Meet “Jesstina Albaguilera.” [Ed. note: Ooo! Potential baby name, J-Lo?] She has an amazing voice, looks great in...
Jimmy Kimmel is fucking Ben Affleck. We haven’t witnessed it firsthand, but we slapped a hot dog against a slab of olive loaf and it’s pretty much the same thing. [YouTube] Hot new couple alert! Jessica Alba ♥ Cameron...
Multiple MTV Movie Award nominee and Academy Award attender Jessica Alba stunned some guests at last night’s Oscars by being kind of a bitch: Shocking some Oscar guests, Jessica Alba steps off the press line and does a reverse...
Well The Oscars, not unlike a cold sore, struck us full-force once again and this year’s was probably among the most boring ever. Jon Stewart is no Billy Crystal or Steve Martin. Raising one’s eyebrows while looking uncomfortable does...
Jennifer Lopez had twins early this morning. A boy and a girl. Presumably they won’t marry or anything. That would be so Britney. Jessica Alba is expecting twins, according to the foreign press. So it’s probably a terrorist plot....
Jessica Alba is pregnant with twins! Or, actually, probably not: The National Enquirer said she had told friends she will be having twins and that they are due on June 8. The National Enquirer? Well, we’re sold! Actually, we’re...
Fergie might move up her wedding because she’s pregnant and doesn’t want that big, gross, nasty, misshapen bump to become conspicuous. We say: Just wear a veil? [Page Six] Jessica Alba is keeping the sex of her unborn child...
Our favorite on-and-off-again Latina, Jessica Alba, admitted to having a friend act as a body double for nude scenes because she gets uncomfortable when the on-set Key Grip starts living up to his name: Alba, who admits to not...
Jessica Alba seems incredibly committed to this new image she’s throwing around, stating now that she hopes to speak to her baby only in Spanish, despite the fact that she’s still just learning the language herself: “Hopefully I can...
Can Latina magazine save Jessica Alba from her own Latiness? Can the actress redeem herself from the title of most embarrassing Latina? Jessica goes on damage control in the pages of the magazine’s March issue. Never one to be...
Thanks to our always impeccably made-up commenters Janie A G-Go and Latin_Princess, we were recently introduced to the concept of the “Latina Makeup Mask”, something that certain Latinas with deathly pallors never have to deal with. But we are...
With all the talk surrounding Jennifer Lopez, we forgot that Christina Aguilera’s given birth to some twins of her own. She even took them with her to vote. [dlisted] Pago Pago goes gaga for Hillary. [Politico] Is Morrissey even...
Jessica Alba not only stars in movies about ghosts that no one watches, she also has direct contact with ghosts while no one’s watching: Movie star Jessica Alba has spoken of her spiritual side and related a tale of...
Jessica Alba, who is pregnant and engaged to boyfriend Cash Warren, recently admitted to hating weddings. Tell us more, Sunshine!: Jessica, 26 said: “Everyone I know hates weddings. I’ve been to very big, beautiful and romantic weddings, but I...
Sarah Silverman is fucking Matt Damon. What a coincidence! [SOW] A couple hundred improv actor froze at 2:30 Saturday in Grand Central Station. It’s almost as funny as that time a homeless man called us a Nazi in Grand...
Actor Matthew McConaughey has approached the impending birth of his firstborn with the usual mix of euphoria, paranoia, and insatiable need for salty snack foods that are normal for most, um. New parents. In the January 28th issue of...
Gossip blogger Perez Hilton is pretty ticked off that Latina magazine decided to feature Jessica Alba as their upcoming cover girl. Writes the rainbow-haired scribe: PerezHilton.com has learned that Jessica “Don’t Call Me Latina” Alba is going to be...
Sources have confirmed that Jessica Alba is Latina magazine’s March cover girl. And good for her! In a quote that didn’t make it into the final interview, Jessica takes some time to sit down and address those pesky expectations...
Do your part to undermine capitalism by purchasing a commemorative Che beret, comrade. Truly, Socialism’s shooting star. [The Argentine Movie Site] Hot, young star taking galaxy by storm turns out to be an illegal alien. [Science Daily] America’s Next...
Every time we come around to thinking Jessica Alba might be fun to hang out with and practice kissing on, she goes and says something completely inane, like expressing surprise that harboring another human being within one’s womb might...
Despite the happy façade Jessica Alba and fiancé Cash Warren put up for us, rumors are circulating that the two joyous lovebirds might have broken up, be in the process of broken up and maybe they haven’t broken up...
Have you ever wondered what would happen if you placed Jessica Alba and Hillary Duff together in a blender? How ‘bout Jennifer Lopez and Angelina Jolie? Like, all the time, right? We understand. Thankfully, there’s a site to help...
It seems there’s something that terrifies Jessica Alba more than giving birth: breastfeeding. According to the actress, giving up the titties is “the only thing that I’m paranoid about. More than giving birth.” We’ll see if she still believes...
Leave it to the Germans to explain the misfortunes of censoring some ass. In this video, Guanabee pet Jessica Alba’s booty was apparently deemed too much for US viewers [Ed. Note: Sadly, her “talent” was not] and is lackadaisically...
Pregnant actress Jessica Alba is beginning to show. And because she’s in the public — and especially because she’s a female in the public eye — we have total leeway to comment on every aspect of her body, including...
