Jessica Alba dressed as Dora The Explorer for Heidi Klum’s Halloween party. Her husband Cash Warren dressed as Diego, but no one cares.
18 November 2009
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2 November 2009
29 October 2009
So What Do We Think About George Lopez’s First Round Of Guests?
By Alex Alvarez at 3:19 PM.
By now you are all aware that George Lopez is set to terrorize America with his new late-night talk show, Lopez Tonight. But we’ll bet you didn’t know about all the exciting guest stars he’ll be featuring on the show’s premiere episode November 9th!
1 October 2009
Gueys Of The World: Con Monica, Jessica & Anna Nicole
By Alejandro Paz at 5:20 PM.
Orale gueys, apologies for the delay in regularly scheduled programming, but we were out getting WAYsted with all y’all Guanababies last night and didn’t have a computer available to do some drunk posting like other industrious members of our crew. Check these links from our homies.
29 September 2009
Jessica Alba Gets A Tattoo Removed. Oddly, No, Not The One Coming Out Of Her Ass.
By Alex Alvarez at 9:00 AM.
Of all the tattoos that Jessica Alba has, why did she choose to remove the one that was something other than a bow leaping out of her butt crack?
28 September 2009
A Quick Memo To Jessica Alba, Re: Hair
By Alex Alvarez at 11:28 AM.
It’s so obvious Jessica Alba reads Guanabee, like, every day. Especially when it comes to our unsolicited advice on her hair color.
26 September 2009
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20 August 2009
Jessica Alba Is On The Set Of MACHETE. And We’re Ok With It. We Think.
By Alex Alvarez at 5:59 PM.
Just when we thought we had lost all hope in Robert Rodriguez’s MACHETE (We’re looking at you, wet-muskrat-stapled-to-Lindsay’s-head.), along come pictures of Jessica Alba with Michelle Rodriguez. And she’s smiling. It is like this movie is made of magic and love.
3 August 2009
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29 June 2009
Ever Since Jazze Removed The Stick From Jessica’s Ass, They’ve Been Thick As Thieves
By Cindy Casares at 11:33 AM.
Jessica Alba and Jazze Pha pal around at P-Diddy’s Last Train To Paris party after the BET awards Sunday.
19 June 2009
Jessica Alba Donated Some Of Her Couch Cushion Change To The United Way As A Sorry For Defacing Their Ads
By Alex Alvarez at 10:51 AM.
Jessica Alba - wife, mother, “actress,” friend to sharks - has given a donation of more than $500 to the United Way after vandalizing one of their billboards.
11 June 2009
“I got involved in something I should have had no part of.” Sigh.
By Cindy Casares at 5:00 PM.
Jessica Alba has released a statement regarding her involvement with
organized, hipster vandalism. And it’s predictably pussy sounding.
