17 April 2009

Craigslist Man Seeks “No More Than Half-Hispanic” Soulmate

By Camilla Rowan at 3:18 PM.

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Single ladies! Are you not a witch and NO MORE THAN half-Hispanic? Do you really, really like lizards? Well then have we got a hot internet date for you! Meet your future husband, who says, “People tell me I look like Matt Damon all the time.”

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