MondayDecember032007

Here’s a little sneak peek at Jennifer “Preggy McPreggerson” Lopez’s latest video. It’s for “Hold It, Don’t Drop It,” (o rly J-Lo?) the second song of her album Brave. You know. The one you don’t care about? That one,...

FridayOctober052007

Rumors are spreading like a ‘wild fire’ that Jennifer Lopez is pregnant. Photos of a big bumped Lopez were taken at a concert in the Mohegan Sun Casino in Connecticut this past weekend. Frankly, we don’t really understand what the...

ThursdaySeptember132007

The hawk-eyes over at Urban Hoopla have highlighted an image of J. Lo we missed in our coverage of her runway show Tuesday night. The pic raises an (un)interesting question: are Mizz Lopez and Marc Anthony spawning? We figure...

WednesdaySeptember122007

Banking on butterflies, fairies and purple trees to lull the crowd into a child-like state, Jennifer Lopez’s most recent line of clothing hit the runway last night at New York’s Fashion Week. Jenny from the fucking block, meinh, naturally...

ThursdaySeptember062007

Is it just us, or does the beat for the latest J. Lo video “Do It Well”—chockful of weird bondage and obese people—remind you of one-hit rapper Mr. Cheeks’ “Lights, Camera, Action”? Far be it from us to call...

ThursdayAugust302007

Proving once again that Latino culture is best presented as an extravagant trainwreck, J. Lo is bankrolling a reality series about a quintet of Miami teens who operate a business that exclusively plans quinceañeras. “The Amigas Sweet 15 Club”...

FridayAugust242007

Reminding us exactly how idiotic things can get when a pop star tries to explain the concept behind her latest music video, here’s what J. Lo had to say about the one accompanying her first English single release in...

ThursdayAugust232007

• Beyond the Barrio Lite: ‘Obama Slut’ swings to Hillary Clinton’s camp. Seems those 15 minutes were just about up. [TMZ] • A former model for J. Lo’s clothing line is the love interest in a mindless Jason Statham...

ThursdayAugust022007

According to the New York Post gossip beat, pop singer Marc Anthony’s none too happy with the composite picture of his current woman, J. Lo, and his ex-wife, Dayanara Torres, standing next to each other on the latest cover...

TuesdayJuly312007

Due to a late-summer denouement in Latino celebrity news (i.e., Noelia’s chocha and Thalía’s impregnation are entertaining for only so long), People En Español has released its best and worst dressed list of 2007. The best dressed half of...

ThursdayJuly262007

With the nationwide release of “El Cantante” fast approaching, the movie we hate to love is getting the good ol’ soft news treatment in the papers—complete with profiles of people who knew the biopic’s subject, salsa legend Hector Lavoe,...

TuesdayJuly242007

We stumbled across this doctored image today, and couldn’t help but dream up an alternate history for the pictured couple. One where neither J. Lo nor Marc Anthony signed the pact with the devil that launched them from the...

MondayJuly232007

Following what we predict to be a disappointing run for their movie “El Cantante”—people say it’s actually good, but we won’t buy into the hype (at least, not openly)—singer Marc Anthony says he and his wife J. Lo might...

TuesdayJuly172007

Perhaps to appease Mexican gazillionaire Carlos Slim for still not officially naming him the world’s richest man, Forbes has released a list of ‘Hollywood’s 15 Sexiest Celebrities’ that’s a full third Latina. The women’s rankings are based on what...

WednesdayJuly112007

Take a good, long look at the actor on the left. Any tingling sensations yet? The kind that bring Ben Affleck to mind? Casting agents behind the J. Lo-produced, Univisión mini-series based on her life are banking on it....

MondayJuly092007

Thanks to countless text messages, online ballots, and phone calls in the first-ever worldwide vote on the matter, Brazil’s Statue of Christ Redeemer, Peru’s Machu Picchu, and Mexico’s Chichen Itza are now among the New 7 Wonders of the...

FridayJuly062007

The cover story for August’s issue of Glamour features a Jennifer Lopez interview that reads like a 5-page plug of the movie she’s produced, starred in, and promoted for some time now—a salsa-heavy biopic about music legend Hector “La...

ThursdayJune142007

A cheesy poster, a pair of musicians-turned-actors, and plenty of hype…the recipe for movie disaster, right? Apparently the people on web forums for “El Cantante” don’t think so. Tony from New Rochelle, NY sez: As a fan of both...

TuesdayJune052007

Kudos to New York’s Village Voice for once again exposing a trend we never saw coming: Latin men dig dangerous derrieres. This week’s front-page feature details the rise of so-called “urban lad mags” like King, Smooth, and BlackMen seeking...

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