The tasteful and elegant Facebook group, “30 Reasons Girls Should Call It A Night” (#31, because only boys are allowed to stumble into a stranger’s backyards wearing only a bra and lipstick?) is apparently costing some Drunky McDrunks job...

Eva Longoria Parker Sarah Jessica Gellar Cox Arquette paid a visit to her hometown of Corpus Christi, Texas (Which is, more importantly, the hometown of Santa Selena! May she rest in peace.) to serve Wendy’s Frosties for a good...

Stricter enforcing of immigration laws concerning migrant workers have left some farm owners in Pennsylvania going out of their tomato-picking minds: State, local and federal crackdowns on illegal immigration have broken his supply chain of laborers. Most of those...

Mary Kay Cosmetics, long the sole reign of women named “Pam” and “Marge,” has opened its arms to embrace ladies who are a browner shade of pink and who wish to make money riding around in Pepto-Abysmal colored Cadillacs:...

It seems that Mexican immigrants are less enthusiastic than ever to take those low-wage, labor intensive construction and service industry jobs we U.S. Americans are so eager to have: * A recent survey by Mexican authorities shows that fewer...

Latino and Black doormen like working in Brooklyn because they are expected to do less, says one kind of passively racist doorman: Todd Chambers, 38, an African-American concierge and security guard at the Gretsch building who claims to have...

Hey, kids. Do you dream of being a writer for Guanabee? Are you one of those smug little pains in the ass who enjoys correcting our grammar every chance you get? Well let’s see your writing chops! Guanabee is...