17 September 2009

MSN Money Offers Job Advice For Ugly People

By Alex Alvarez at 9:53 AM.

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Ugly? Unemployed? Fret not, monsterface. You can still get a job in finance. You simply need to keep a few little rules in mind.

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21 August 2009

Jaime Rascone, Professional Prostitute-Tester, Has a Better Job Than You

By Chris Alonzo at 2:01 PM.

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Jaime Rascone is no different than the rest of us in that the erstwhile DJ needs to grab the occasional odd job to make ends meet. But the Chilean lothario has all of us beat by holding the type of fantasy job that just sounds too good to be true: Quality Control in a brothel.

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22 April 2009

Japan Pays Latin American Workers To Go Away Forever

By Alex Alvarez at 5:20 PM.

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Japan is paying the country’s Latin American workers to leave and never return. They, you see, have had quite enough of this whole “multi-ethnic” business.

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4 March 2009

Recession Hurting Latinos More Than Any Other Ethnic Group. But We Have A Plan!

By Alex Alvarez at 6:00 PM.

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Hi Latinos! Guess what? Not only are we all going to die of diabetes, we’re also all going to be unemployed! Guess our plan of stealing gringos’ jobs from right under their noses isn’t working as well as we’d all planned.
One year ago, Latinos held more jobs than did non-Latinos in the United States. We’ve [...]

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